cayla sacre

writer / actor / dumbass

[cayla sacre @CSussudio]

Boys will be like I know a place then take you to their “bands” “gig”

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LET JEREMY ALLEN WHITE OUT OF CHICAGO!

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I was nippin before it was cool

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@NoahKahan The way this album makes me feel about my hometown 😭

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I trust @NoahKahan because he’s mentally ill and loves dogs - just like me

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Ted Lasso is a modern day Mary Poppins

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Dancing in front of my microwave so it cooks my uterus

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Why do they clap so long at Cannes? Boring!

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@twinpeaksp8 Self aware Queen

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@twinpeaksp8 It’s beautiful

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@plantZaddyyy The aesthetic 💫

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She looks like every guys I had a crush on in high school

[REID POPE DUMB IDIOT @rpopetweets]

This girl walks into ur high school auditorium and is about 2 slay a Sara Bareilles song

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@mckennerd

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Someone at my work sprayed Sweet Pea by Bath and Body Works in the bathroom and I’m having war flashbacks to 7th Grade PE

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If I was a superhero my power would be getting out of things because of my acid reflux

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Throwing back a Pepcid ac with a cold brew 😎

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@alexagoldy Boba!

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Guys and girlies are gender neutral phrases

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Why is no one talking about Extraordinary on Hulu? ITS SO GOOD. It’s Derry Girls meets Sky High. It’s fantastically funny, self aware, and heartfelt. Please watch!

[cayla sacre @CSussudio]

I’ve seen Kris Jenner have surgery so many times

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Will never get used to the jump scare of opening my email and seeing someone favorited a fanfiction I wrote in 2010.