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[Casey @CTGlann]

I think that they would be friends and talk about their respective sporting careers and favorite TV shows

[Casey @CTGlann]

@Kofie Cincinnati is in the Big 12

[Casey @CTGlann]

When Oklahoma’s running back was down by forward progress

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

When Caleb Williams stripped the ball from his own teammate to clinch a big first down.

[Casey @CTGlann]

This guy has to have a humiliation fetish

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Ernestine and I both think dating sites are a scam

[Casey @CTGlann]

Me when I completely and totally understand the phrases I’m using and have a firm grasp on basic statistics:

[C3 @C_3C_3]

The average annual salary for a government employee is $127,000 per year.

The average annual salary for a private sector employee is $66,000 per year.

The private sector employee that makes 1/2 the money pays the salary of the government employee.

Think about that…

[Casey @CTGlann]

@JJ_McCullough The response to this is that teachers aren’t paid like competent professionals. If you want good work, provide good pay. There are people out there that would become teachers, but the low pay, poor work/life balance, and disrespect from parents keeps them away.

[Casey @CTGlann]

It’s called the C Drive

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

we need a new place on the computer

[Casey @CTGlann]

This is a pass Derek Carr could make

[Jacob 🇺🇲🇲🇽 @HitStickHicks]

“Garbage time” Idgaf lmao

[Casey @CTGlann]

OG?????? Real Chiefs fans should just be happy that they are sniffing relevance

[Adam Best @Arrowhead_Adam]

OG Chiefs fans to bandwagon Chiefs fans watching the team's offensive line crumble in a Super Bowl

[Casey @CTGlann]

And the Eagles fan is infinitely more honorable.

[Adam Best @Arrowhead_Adam]

Typical Chiefs fan: “I really respect the Eagles but the Chiefs are just too clutch. 27-24.”

Typical Eagles fan: “Birds win 687-3 and then we beat the shit outta everyone wearing red in the parking lot.”

[Casey @CTGlann]

Neither has the Raiders 2022 draft class but NO ONE talks about that!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Kansas City’s 2022 Draft Class has still never lost a playoff game

@PFFShow presented by @ChevyTrucks #ad #chevy #silverado

[Casey @CTGlann]

I don’t know, I just don’t think he quite has the talent to be a starter in the NFL. It will be interesting to see if he gets the start next year under Pete Carroll

[Casey @CTGlann]

*Anecdote that is clearly made up*
That settles that!

[Myles Daley @MylesDaley]

Out to dinner with all 5 kids tonight. Afterwards:
Guy next to us: your kids were all amazingly well behaved!
Me: thanks!
Guy: are they homeschooled?
Me: yes
Guy, turning to his wife: I told you, they were way too well behaved to be public school kids.

Debate settled

[Casey @CTGlann]

Love the “ethics in engineering” textbook while using AI to complete a homework assignment

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

It’s so sad seeing the kinds of barriers women in STEM have to face.

[Casey @CTGlann]

Imagine having a mom that pays for twitter

[¥ @laylanaiim]

I know a teacher that done disrespected my child hates to see me coming 😭I’m so glad my child at a new school.

[Casey @CTGlann]

Go commit fraud to make yourself feel better

[Brett Favre @BrettFavre]

I heard:

There was no televised National Anthem for Sugar Bowl yesterday.

Instead a DEI message by @Allstate CEO.

Woke is a joke.

[Casey @CTGlann]

State schools with low admission rates are failing the people of the state. It is not your job to be exclusive, it is your job to educate the people.

[Casey @CTGlann]

Every suit he wears is a larger suit! He’s a big fella!

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

lebron looks great in these larger suits

[Casey @CTGlann]

Things that didn’t happen for 800, Ken

[the giant @chaser_bait]

the other day i saw a 4 year old and her mom have this exchange:

“im sorry mommy didn’t mean to”
“ok fine.”
“i love you mommy”
“that’s called emotional manipulation”

[Casey @CTGlann]

Love a fat guy calling another guy fat. Most American thing you can do