Charlie McMullin

I cook food, mainly breakfast, sometimes it's good. PDX, and the Timbers. Proudly @fat_anarchy’s baby daddy and husband. Chef at Broder Nord.

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Doing what you can within your own emotional threshold is all someone can ask. Push yourself when you can but keep in mind your limits.

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@PatHeher Never a good sign. Also the fun of being a low roller is something I empathize with.

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@efilnikufsin You’re one of my favorite people to follow even though we’ve had very little interaction.

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Best decision and day of my life.

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I just laughed out loud at 2:22am because I thought about how people honestly believe that a write can win.

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@BrandonSweany I am a violent person, and would like to cause them grievous bodily harm.

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I rewatched leg 2 of the ‘18-‘19 UCL semi-final and it made me happy. #LFC #YNWA

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@dawnita67 These are amazing!

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@MunchkinFunk

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A better-late-than-never pun about COVID-19:

“Can I still get Coronavirus if I’ve been sober for four years?”

Thank you for your time.
#humblebrag

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You can be kind without being nice.

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@msjolene A firefighter buddy of mine just posted pictures of Oceanside packed with cars.

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@MunchkinFunk I mean... I like you... just not like that.

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Oh yeah! I win! I am so in love with you too!

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@topscallop

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@forest_walker @TheStewartBruce @TimbersFC You should understand that it’s not in your best interest to say such horrible things.

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@MunchkinFunk Look at that vicious monster cuddling that poor guy to death!

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@cookie_rae @MichaelLWhite Whaaaaa!? Congratulations you two!! I’m so excited for you both!

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@JeffBull5 She’s in the right. You should be thanking her for the hindrance!