Snarky McSnarkerson

Timbers/Thorns/Liverpool/Real Oviedo/USMNT/USWNT---If you aren't stuck in, you are doing it wrong #RCTID #BAONPDX #YNWA 36 Yr Army/NG/Reserve mustang - Retired

[Snarky McSnarkerson @efilnikufsin]

These Spanish barbers know their business.

[Snarky McSnarkerson @efilnikufsin]

MAYDAY MAYDAY!! OGFC (Old Growth FC) needs 2-3 non-male subs for their 7v7 match at 5:30pm tonight.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. #RCTID

[Peña Azul Cascadia @AzulCascadia]

Posting here in case you haven't yet found us in the cerulean stratosphere. IYKYK.

Home opener watch party, 12:30PM PDT TODAY v Real Madrid, Mad Greek Deli, 1740 E Burnside PDX. Come cheer on Real Oviedo w/fellow supporters, grab a gyro & get a FREE peña pin while they last!

[FotMob @FotMob]

Real Oviedo’s fans saved their club from bankruptcy 13 years ago and now the next generation will get to see them play back in LaLiga.

[Snarky McSnarkerson @efilnikufsin]

https://t.co/AY3G5UWWOT

[Snarky McSnarkerson @efilnikufsin]

@starcevic_alex That link had too much info, do you have another?

[Snarky McSnarkerson @efilnikufsin]

Up in ya grill wood. #rctid

[Snarky McSnarkerson @efilnikufsin]

FUN RECOMMENDATION: Quit normalizing the federal government suing private law firms.
They are in fact the only bodies who can officially speak against them.

[Snarky McSnarkerson @efilnikufsin]

Nothing gets me more “meh” than a draw that feels like a draw.

The Timbers went into that low block after scoring and it was like watching Edward Scissorhands trying to fold a wet paper bag. #rctid

[Snarky McSnarkerson @efilnikufsin]

Video #1: Timbers goal, unedited.

Video #2: Sunday afternoon wood.
#rctid

[Snarky McSnarkerson @efilnikufsin]

When the war is over.

What do vets talk about?

[Hubert Smeets @hubertsmeets]

Bansky 👇

[Snarky McSnarkerson @efilnikufsin]

What if you all just learned how to soccer first?

[Portland Timbers @TimbersFC]

New Season, New Look at Providence Park in partnership with @FirstTechFed 👀

Timbers fans, check out the new First Tech Beyond program that offers unique benefits to First Tech members and includes VIP access at @ProvidencePark_!

Click here to learn more: https://t.co/wEH0ydmC2p

[Snarky McSnarkerson @efilnikufsin]

If the Timbers weren’t a soccer team, you couldn’t hold it against them for being so bad at soccer.

But they are.

#rctid

[Snarky McSnarkerson @efilnikufsin]

Soggy red card wood is better than no wood at all. #rctid

[Josh Lawrence @jlawrence10]

Hey #RCTID folks, you can get into @TimbersFC season opener, against a #Cascadia “rival” for under $20 tomorrow. The decline under Merritt Paulson is almost complete.
Btw @SeatGeek, their partner in crime, won’t ALLOW listings that low. Why do you own season tix again?

[Snarky McSnarkerson @efilnikufsin]

Tattoos available tonight at the Timbers Army season opener party. #rctid

[Snarky McSnarkerson @efilnikufsin]

Fucking glorious. #RealOviedo

[Jeff Attinella @JeffAttinella]

Happy @MLS Opening Weekend to those who celebrate!

Here’s the story of the most miserable game of my entire career.

[ChrisO_wiki @ChrisO_wiki]

Ian Fleming's original James Bond novels haven't aged well. For example, Moonraker - published almost exactly 70 years ago in April 1955 - features a villain who's a super-rich industrialist and rocket-maker seeking to cause chaos because he's a secret Nazi. Such a silly idea!