The Jester of Tortuga

about me: oh no these ants r ruining our picnic! -JudeLaw you mean this picnic is ruining our ants!! -ReneeZellweger

[Wiki Kits @WikiKits]

World Cup 2026 Kits 🥇🌍

#worldcup2026
credit: @lbertozzi

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Endless Column, by Constantin Brâncuși, 1938, 📸 by @stephenmally

[Rihanna | HQ @hqfenty]

i’ll always come back to this performance

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

we all have that one friend who is someone we met and became friends with

[The Jester of Tortuga @CTRLaltDLOVE]

First there was @KenJennings winning #GOAT episode, and now @Jeopardamy with another #AmyAnnihilation tonight!?! Favorite show consistently giving me the BEST birthday presents 💝

[your away message @YourAwayMessage]

d0NT crii becuz itz 0VER.
SM!LE becuz it hAPPENEd.

- aUDREY. hEPBURN. (0R SOME1) -

[The Jester of Tortuga @CTRLaltDLOVE]

Ok @apple tonight you better be getting slo-mo lightning ⛈ video with the new phone for tomorrows presentation ⚡️🌩

[Tony Hale @MrTonyHale]

Mother and me. #AD5

[The Jester of Tortuga @CTRLaltDLOVE]

is trying to make "picts" happen #rippix #rippics

[Asia Leigh @asialbx]

At my daughter's school BBQ I got an extra plate for my "husband".............. BITCH IM SINGLE LMFAOOOOO BOONK GANGGG

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

⭕️ 🍯

[The Jester of Tortuga @CTRLaltDLOVE]

Getting hopes way way up for an exciting/Elena HOH for double eviction #bb19 #bb19DREAMS ...hopefully its either one or the other at least

[Chelsea Fagan @Chelsea_Fagan]

sToP tRyiNg tO fiNd CoMmOn gRoUnd WiTh "dEceNt RepUbLiCans" aNd StaRt FiNdiNg It WiTh tHe 45% Of AmeRiCaNs WhO diDnT VoTe