CTWatchFrog

Sitting on my pad.

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@EliasofNE What to get shot?

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@bluebeetle_one @changkongwuji8 You guys go to jail for spitting bubble gum on the sidewalk.

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@RossDavidson7 @lovenmoneyonly @changkongwuji8 You replied to someone else thinking it was me.

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@HornyTweed2513 Ok. I’ll make sure to do it everyday.

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@macBots1 @changkongwuji8 😉

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@mikurunrun @changkongwuji8 What was Tiananmen Square?

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@homi3kh They’re literally just fucking with us at this point. Definitely no star.

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I have found so many bots in the last 3 hours it’s unreal.

[溯光 @changkongwuji8]

再强调一遍，浏览外网或翻墙被派出所传唤，根本不用慌。

首先是网警从流量监控系统中标记了你，然后会通知你当地的派出所片儿警将你传唤问话。

你的不当言论，会被打印出来，放在你面前。

你的手机，会要求解锁，他们会检查你在群里，聊天软件里还说了什么。

民警是很忙，但如果接到系统派发的工单，再忙也要处理，不然就一直挂在系统里，影响KPI了。

处理这种事，民警作为体制内打工人，他的自由裁量权很大的。你其实是增加他们工作量的一个小麻烦。只要好好配合，他们没必要跟你计较太多。

所以只要保证流程合规，上交资料完整，应付检查就行了。但你如果要装逼，摆出不合作的姿态，那不好意思，想整你的途径和方法太多了，哈哈。

去了之后，态度好一点，姿态低一点，开口说：“领导，不好意思，给你添麻烦了。”

然后最重要的是问话环节，他问你答。你不要没事找事，自己多说乱说。不知道、不了解、没做过的，直接就说不知道，别的一概不说。但你确实做过的，而且白纸黑字的放在你面前，那就不要抵赖。

不要说任何对抗性的言论。比如什么什么做的不对，所以我要批判。

如果你是因为不当发言被传唤，就说：“我理解错了意思，以为他在说什么，所以我才说了什么，表达有偏差。其实我不是这个意思。”

如果你是因为浏览了网站被传唤，就说我是不小心点到的，我一点开它就推送了，我也不知道为什么。

只要你态度好，把事情往小了说，一般也就是记录一下。没人愿意增加自己的工作量，对不对？

笔录确认没问题，签字盖章，这事儿就翻篇儿了。

千万不要装逼硬刚。

还有，虽然翻墙了，但什么该说、什么不该说，作为一个成年人，生在红旗下，长在春风里，接受了国家这么多年的教育，自己心里应该有点逼数。

毕竟你爸不是李刚，就算是，也不行。

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@notseehatermike Ok, Portugal….

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@luisofmex @changkongwuji8 Lol so tell me you don’t understand normal civil discourse without telling me.

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@Trenton_94 @changkongwuji8 Dude I do that all day long lol.

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@mikurunrun @changkongwuji8 Lol you can say it all goddamn day long. It’s called 1A. Now say Xi can suck my Dee.

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@Allthebasses @changkongwuji8 I hear ya. But I can still get away with a lot more here.

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@changkongwuji8 Can you say China and Winnie The Pooh can go fuck themselves?

[Ron Rule @ronrule]

NH Democrats: “We don’t want to pay for your private schools!”

NH Republicans: “That’s fine. How about we don’t pay for your public schools and you don’t pay for our private ones?”

NH Democrats: “No, you still have to pay for the thing I want, I just don’t want to pay for the thing you want.”

🤡

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@BGatesIsaPyscho Nigger went back to picking cotton real quick.

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@uncledoomer It was foretold by gyromancy.

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@rwlesq Absolutely not. If you come here illegally and get caught you’re out. But if you slipped through the cracks and proved yourself I am willing to make a concession.