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Part-time Degen

[autist @litteralyme0]

Pov: The way my nonchalant, majestic, good smelling, beautiful self will still be moving at 50

[Charco @charcoded]

funny how any dumbbells above 60lbs always get put back in the correct spot

[icebergy ❄️ @Icebergy]

they're offering spacex ipo at the grocery store checkout

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

never waste a good crisis

[𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙞 🪼 @Mythicalblue_]

When I finally get it right, please God let my mom be there

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“After getting what you manifested, ask for discipline to keep it and wisdom to multiply it.”

[Burner @CTburnz]

@bambyh2o What’s the other CA?

[Big Floppa Groyper @FigBloppaGroype]

This meme has allowed an entire generation of men to bond over the EXACXT same problems with different women

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

When you tell her she can’t go to lunch with her ex boyfriend to get closure

[Matt @LegendEskimoBoy]

Best tweet I’ve seen in ages 😂

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

how your gf looks at you when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2019:

[EXPRESSIONS OOZING @ExpressionsOOZ]

Soirée entre Potes 🇫🇷

Éhonté 😃

#PSGARS

[Central @WestHam_Central]

RT IF YOU SUPPORT A LONDON CLUB AND HAVE WON A EUROPEAN TROPHY

[📈 #WinstanleyOUT #StewartOUT #ShieldsOUT @B03GHB4L1]

I think this a very impressive mental marker for a footballer. A sign of someone who takes themselves and their situation seriously. We’ve had players at Chelsea play two/three years who cannot give an interview like this in English. We’ve had multiple players like this wearing our armband.

[𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕒 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕕 🎚️ @sola_chad]

🎯

[Joe @totnumjoe]

I may not have a brain gentleman, but I have an idea…

[𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩 𝚟𝚜 𝔅𝔞𝔟𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔫 @DanielvsBabylon]

Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion, you're just serving a false god.

[KAT @reallKAT]

I have neverrrrrrrr seen a man rely on God and end up in shame. He is a winner.

[Will Hester @Will_Hesterr]

And he backed it up. Aura.