Shane C AKA TheSnowApe

Diamond-Handed Space Ape from the east coast of Canada. I trade, I b*tch about trading, I trade some more.

Guided by the spirit of Harambe...U've been warned.

[Shane C AKA TheSnowApe @CThesnowape]

@llamathekujo @kindaconsensual @AngryCops @HLC_actual @Eli_Doubletap @Fat_Electrician @pepperboxtv Go with that! Lol.

[Shane C AKA TheSnowApe @CThesnowape]

@yourboyphen The difference between mature and manure really IS confusing isn't it??

(quietly uncomfortably laughed to himself)

🫤

[Shane C AKA TheSnowApe @CThesnowape]

@HLC_actual Great, now all I can picture is a doc standing back a couple feet and a "Sseeeett.......HUT!"

[Shane C AKA TheSnowApe @CThesnowape]

@Soniabrwg 8 years darlin. Maybe try giving men a little credit.

[Shane C AKA TheSnowApe @CThesnowape]

@Fatima_30e Yes absolutely.

Its burning fuel to assist U, I was a diesel mechanic...there is also wear and tear happening on the car and tires, the car is more than likely insured which U aren't worried about having to pay, if its a financed car then a car payment NEEDS to happen....

[Shane C AKA TheSnowApe @CThesnowape]

@Tectone Please make their middle name Chaos irregardless of wether its a boy or girl.

My daughter is named after a suspension angle engineers and mechanics worry about.....

Odd names can work I promise!!

[Kinda Consensual @kindaconsensual]

Is the Buffalo Public Schools corruption finally coming to an end?

[KINGPIXMEDIA @kingpixmedia]

WE DID IT. I owe a big part of this to my insane friend group. THANK YOU ALL.

[Shane C AKA TheSnowApe @CThesnowape]

@TheTrueAbstract Straight up, this week can just fuck right off.

Unreal. If he woulda been 80 as well than we may have had the senior version of talented 27 year old.

[Shane C AKA TheSnowApe @CThesnowape]

@OJoelsen And that right there is why we visit but NEVER feel the need to invade or seize land from you guys!

Hope this is right, yes I had to Google translate this...

Ullut qaqortut qatanngut!

[Shane C AKA TheSnowApe @CThesnowape]

@i8nd5a We dont even need to look that hard.

4 options in the UK
27 and Ill throw an "ish" there, options in the EU
48, again, ish, in Asia.
I say start the phonecalls and let the US discover just how much stuff we sent south of the border.

[Shane C AKA TheSnowApe @CThesnowape]

@RMapleCan You sir!......Are a true Canadian! Lol.

[Shane C AKA TheSnowApe @CThesnowape]

@MadTyAgain One more piece of bad news out of the US and.....

English and French will squash centuries of beef.

Decades of Inter-Province taxes and tariffs will be FINALLY written i to PAST history!

Oh I cant WAIT for this week's news for once!!

[Shane C AKA TheSnowApe @CThesnowape]

@theidiotocracy Get that child to Ottawa IMMEDIATELY....

FAR-future Adviser when they ask for a title!!

[Shane C AKA TheSnowApe @CThesnowape]

@Draven1683 Well said Madame, well fucking said!

[Shane C AKA TheSnowApe @CThesnowape]

@WesODonnell01 If it's any consolation Wes, most of us Canadians know Americans and U.S. politicians are 2 different people. And aren't holding it against the masses. Definitely hoping that this does draw a line though.

[Wes O'Donnell @WesODonnell01]

158 Canadian Armed Forces 🇨🇦 members died in Afghanistan.

40,000 total served in the War on Terror.

Canada wasn’t required to send a combat force of that scale. After September 11th, they decided America’s fight was their fight too. Canadians served honorably in Afghanistan for more than 12 years, including years of brutal counterinsurgency fighting in Kandahar.

The first four Canadians killed were killed by an American F-16 that dropped a bomb on their live-fire training exercise at Tarnak Farm in 2002 after the pilot mistakenly interpreted their gunfire as a threat. #Canada buried four soldiers, accepted the U.S. apology, and kept sending troops anyway.

That’s the ally we just hit with 50% tariffs.

$20 billion in #Canadian goods are now in effect, while Canada’s retaliatory #tariffs are scheduled for September 8.

America, we’re supposed to be better than this. What in the actual fuck are we doing here?

📸 Canadian Master Bombardier Clint Godsoe patrols Kandahar August 26, 2008 on the way to deliver donated school supplies to a local school. (ISAF Photo by Staff Sgt. Jeffrey Duran)

[Shane C AKA TheSnowApe @CThesnowape]

@yourboyphen @Roblox @Fat_Electrician @AngryCops Why thank you good sir!! I prefer to stir pots both clockwise AND counterclockwise.....keeps things balanced. (Insert evil-little-shit grin here)