* 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 .ᐟ

❝ ——and be sure to spell 𝘉𝘈𝘐𝘕𝘌𝘚 correctly, on the bounty poster. no one ever gets it fuckin’ right. ❞

[* 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 .ᐟ @CVP1DITAS]

ㅤ 𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐄,
𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎
* 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑨𝑩𝒀𝑺𝑺 .ᐟ

[* 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 .ᐟ @CVP1DITAS]

https://t.co/U7M9qrT4li

[* 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 .ᐟ @CVP1DITAS]

basic.

[* 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 .ᐟ @CVP1DITAS]

ㅤ 𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐄,
𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎
* 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑨𝑩𝒀𝑺𝑺 .ᐟ

[* 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 .ᐟ @CVP1DITAS]

original character penned by mythic. jude ‘dead man’ baines, pirate ‘captain’, eldritch pawn, fathomless warlock, kraken’s errand boy, and functional drunkard. written for fantasy verses/dnd, verse flex. mdni/dnf.

[* 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 .ᐟ @CVP1DITAS]

name: jude baines

age: approx. mid 40s

height: 6’0”

eye color: dark brown / black

sexuality: bi / pansexual

class: swashbuckler / warlock

race: human

patron: kraken

notable features: sentient tentacle tattoo on left arm; 13 lash scars across back

[* 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 .ᐟ @CVP1DITAS]

basic.

[* 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 .ᐟ @CVP1DITAS]

|| i thought i was going to nuke this account but 💃 i have a great need to write this idiot.

I’ll put up threads soon.

[* 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 .ᐟ @CVP1DITAS]

ㅤ 𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐄,
𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎
* 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑨𝑩𝒀𝑺𝑺 .ᐟ

[࣪ ⟢˘ ᅟ 𝖔͟de ᅟ to ᅟ the ᅟ ‍𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐬. ‍ ‍ᅟ @godabhor]

and i， at the door between worlds．

[* 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 .ᐟ @CVP1DITAS]

:) yes, i saw one eat a man whole last week.

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

rEALLY ????

[* 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 .ᐟ @CVP1DITAS]

@OFWEAVEISMS || smh can’t even look at a germ 😭🙏 get well im so sorry

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

I think I’m going to marry this guy

He’s got frogs AND can do freaky stuff with his hand if he wanted to

[* 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 .ᐟ @CVP1DITAS]

@OFWEAVEISMS || sending you get well wishes bc that’s so ass 😭

[* 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 .ᐟ @CVP1DITAS]

… i have a nice home—— although, i will admit the scenery leaves something to be desired.

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

Damn .. so you live in a swamp ??

And here I thought lying in a ditch occasionally was bad 💧

[۟ @sidereumnoxe]

⠀my head spins and i’m back in my childhood home
⠀⠀⠀⠀where love doesn’t exist.

[* 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 .ᐟ @CVP1DITAS]

swamps have frogs. albeit
not … regular ones, but frogs. infernal as it may be, the swamps have been home for ages, now.

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

It does .. ??? Why ?

[* 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 .ᐟ @CVP1DITAS]

i kind of like it. reminds me of home.

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

I happen to think the frog stench isn’t too bad..

[* 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 .ᐟ @CVP1DITAS]

ah, of course. should have recognized the proverbial jingling of your bells. and the stench of frog.

[┈┈ ♱ 𝖇𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 ⋆ @mortaliitas]

Sorry about that :(

[* 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 .ᐟ @CVP1DITAS]

my sunken eyes and murderous urges don’t define me.

[𝕺𝙷ˎ 𝕮𝚁𝚄𝙴𝙻 𝕱𝙰𝚃𝙴 .ᐟ @rabidaffections]

I'm a sinner. I'm a sinner .ᐟ I want you to love me .ᐟ 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦. 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝘮𝘦 .ᐟ 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚 .ᐟ.ᐟ

[* 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 .ᐟ @CVP1DITAS]

the juice just ain’t worth the squeeze. 😔