Chula Vista Brown Pride

Founding member of Chicas Malas Dynasty League, here to put all you little mocosos in your place

[Chula Vista Brown Pride @CVbrownpride]

RETARD ALERT ‼️ @DenverDUIs gm needs to lay off the pisto and come correct. Any future lowball offers will be treated as an act of war

[Chula Vista Brown Pride @CVbrownpride]

Not the kind of guy I’d let date my daughter, but the kind of guy I like in my starting lineup! CVBP newest addition is one of the good ones

[Chula Vista Brown Pride @CVbrownpride]

Only thing weaker than this foo’s outfit was the @ACityBookies draft. CVBP finna smash on you lames and take your hynas 😤😈🤙🏽

[TheDenverDUIs @DenverDUIs]

1st Rd Pick just touched down. Welcome to Denver @keoncoleman6. Should be an electrifying combo with @JoshAllenQB.

[Chula Vista Brown Pride @CVbrownpride]

CVBP 100% stands behind recently acquired QB Caleb Williams. Every vato’s at least a lil bit fruity, but not every vato can slang pigskin like Caleb.

[Chula Vista Brown Pride @CVbrownpride]

Potential future CVBP WR MHJR was spotted being shown around the facilities by qb “big cock brock” purdy today! Sources say MHJR accepted 3 sopas and a roll of 4ply toilet paper, hope he knows that shit will cost him! #ChonChonOrTouchdowns

[Chula Vista Brown Pride @CVbrownpride]

Fuck the denver levas!! CVBP has offically won the Chula Vista Megabowl!!! We would like to thank our sponsors, 3punksAle and King Cobra Malt Liquor. Those little peewee mocosos let the smooth taste fool them 😤 Never underestimate the brown pride @DenverDUIs

[Chula Vista Brown Pride @CVbrownpride]

Its a mental game and we got those drunk driving pussies shaking in their ugg boots before the games even start 💪🏽

[Chula Vista Brown Pride @CVbrownpride]

CVBP youngster Michael Wilson was spotted putting in work on the denver levas yesterday! Reports say he had keenan allen stripped down crying for his jefa at gunpoint. When asked Wilson responded “Los brown pride controlamos hijos de sus putisimas madres”

[Chula Vista Brown Pride @CVbrownpride]

CVBP youngster Michael Wilson was spotted putting in work on the denver levas yesterday! Reports say he had keenan allen stripped down crying for his jefa at gunpoint. When asked Wilson responded “Los brown pride controlamos hijos de sus putisimas madres”

[Chula Vista Brown Pride @CVbrownpride]

any puto can get a dui, talk to me when you’ve been 12 chelas deep with 6 migrant workers in the back of your whip and made it home without getting caught up 😤

[TheDenverDUIs @DenverDUIs]

It stinks down here

[Chula Vista Brown Pride @CVbrownpride]

😈😈😈

[AB @AB84]

George Pickens morphing into Antonio Brown!!!!!

[Chula Vista Brown Pride @CVbrownpride]

Lay off the pastillas perro you have worse grammar than some of the cte ass mfs on my roster

[Tijuana Fentanyl Percs @TJFentanylPercs]

We’re so back! The Tijuana Fentanyl Percs move to 7-2 after a victory over the the @EPlatinoheat. Now Iam just let the depressive thoughts keep eating away at me. #GeekSquad 💊💯

[Chula Vista Brown Pride @CVbrownpride]

Actual photo of CVBP coaching staff after sending out 20 trade offers (12 rejected, 5 still pending, and 3 accepted)

[Chula Vista Brown Pride @CVbrownpride]

Despite our record, CVBP stands behind our gm 100%. Scared money don’t make money, 2024 is boutta be our year

[Chula Vista Brown Pride @CVbrownpride]

Message from CVBP Offensive Cordinator: “We might be last, but if you think about it, if you aren’t first you’re last, so basically we’re almost in first place”#FooMath @DrFoo

[Chula Vista Brown Pride @CVbrownpride]

Bad news for the Atlanta Trappers GM! CVBP rb travis “verga de burro” etienne was spotted packing his belongings last night. When asked, he said he’s moving in with GM Hobbs’s JEFA! “She wants me to fuck her every night just like i fuck the other teams every sunday” said etn

[Chula Vista Brown Pride @CVbrownpride]

CVBP new QB1 Brock Purdy was seen celebrating at the infamous Pink Poodle gentleman’s club in San Jose immediately following the niners win tonight. When asked what he planned on getting into, he answered “some pussy, some cunt, n some asshole”. Go get em tiger, you earned it!

[Chula Vista Brown Pride @CVbrownpride]

Receiving YARDS? These putos are putting up rookie numbers compared to the miles ur jefa’s putting on her panoch after RECEIVING so much pito from the gm’s in our league

[Atlantic City Bookies @ACityBookies]

#12 is our very own @jkbmyrs5

[Chula Vista Brown Pride @CVbrownpride]

I went to Puka’s little tiki hut buttfuck village and the big kahuna told me he’s a “half haole wannabe bruddah” who “catches no pish an cant ball fo da life o him”. Enjoy his 2 weeks of ballin out cuz they wont last forever foo

[Tijuana Fentanyl Percs @TJFentanylPercs]

This weeks Most Valuable Percaholic is Puka Nacua who pulled this team out of the Tijuana river. After being informed the GM would pay for any girl of his choice at Hong Kong he said, “I hope they not as loose as the coverage they played on me.” #ZoneBuster

[Chula Vista Brown Pride @CVbrownpride]

Bad news for the booty munchers! QB Justin ��MamaVerga” Herbert was spotted at raising canes chula mall accepting bribe money from members of the CV Brown Pride fanclub in order to throw next weeks game. We may be 0-2 but our wallets are undefeated ‼️

[Chula Vista Brown Pride @CVbrownpride]

Mañana continuamos defendiendo el varrio contra esos pinches peewee mocosos malcriados los @TJFentanylPercs