TheDenverDUIs

Official account the Denver DUIs. The most reckless and endangering fantasy team in the West. Proud member of Chicas Malas Dynasty League.

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Successfully negotiated with Hammas (San Antonio Skante Kings) for the safe return of Kyren Williams

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we’re talking playoffs baby.

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You’ll get em next time, champ. @EPlatinoheat

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It was personal this week. This one is for you mom and dad @HaileeSteinfeld and @JoshAllenQB. Fuck you @TJFentanylPercs.

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airtight in @TJFentanylPercs bbl rn 120-119. 😮‍💨😮‍💨

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Brb showing up to sports center with a gun

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Come win a championship with the big dawgs. 3 teams with unpaid dues? Couldn’t be us.

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@CVbrownpride only thing foo “bear down”s on is some fucking dick and nuts

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1st Rd Pick just touched down. Welcome to Denver @keoncoleman6. Should be an electrifying combo with @JoshAllenQB.

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Lyin bitch ! No chargers for the boy. Fuck everyone.

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Showed all these little boys how fantasy football is played. Year 2 is gonna be even better. Fuck everyone, don’t talk to me.

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@SleeperNFL

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My team in the fantasy championship 🥲

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Semifinals☑️. Jobs not finished. For the 3rd and last time this season, fuck the TJ percohomos.

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are we ready for some December football?

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nobody:

the two managers with playoff BYE's:

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12-2 end of regular season. Idk where we would be if drinking and driving was illegal.

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EVEN WHEN WE LOSE WE FUCKING WIN. 1st SEED SECURED. thank you @SFBOOTYMUNCHERS. @CVbrownpride and @TJFentanylPercs go hump each other, catch zero fish, and die. bring me my 24oz
- week 13 big kahuna, OUT.

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it’s okay. everything is okay. we are okay. I’m okay.

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It stinks down here