Christopher Voltisanti

Vols, Red Sox, Panthers, Bryce Young fan account

[John Homelander @SalSallington]

I used to be so fat I’d get mad at my girlfriend for finishing her food

[ً @ClasslessVol]

Christian Moore front and center and I couldn’t be more proud. Never fuck with us again

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@DDuganington Underrated take.

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

Happy Mascot Day to the best mascot in college football

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@salami_tom34245 Only being released in the Great Lakes region

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@DDuganington Relatable, Doug.

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@DDuganington Doug, this game screams the Vols shooting 20% from the floor and only scoring 45 points. I am ready for it to ruin my weekend.

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Ordered at 3 am Friday night. Just remembered and feeling pretty pumped about it. #USA

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

March 2020 was 5 years ago

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Got the Players on at a beach bar in Turks #neverkillyourself

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Who would like to watch me hang myself on Facebook live?

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@chillcandids Phillip, this will be the worst thing to happen to domestics since 9/11 #terror

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My Body is a machine that turns adderall and caffeine into shareholder value #workingonsaturday

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The world needs a slur for Tesla drivers

[Will Warren @statsbywill]

They have to ask him if he has seen the Perfect Tweet

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@namvet55 Prime 915, Goated

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@chillcandids Phillip,

Need a smashburger ASAP.

Thanks!