christian

skiing

[Nathan Brooks @brooksnathan]

My fiancé thinks I'm the only person that does this so let's see:

RT... if you bang your straw violently on a flat surface until the end pokes through the paper and then pull it out

LIKE... if you tear the end off with your fingers and pull the straw out, no violence

[Justin Twell @JustinTwell78]

And the Academy Award goes to... https://t.co/lPnL8ro6sm

[christian @CWearsch3]

@MitcCola03 thanks man can’t wait to be back

[ying @siyueyihao]

x equals negative b
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plus or minus the square root
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of b squared minus 4ac
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ALL OVER 2A
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[Ciroc Obama @SwagSurfin__]

So last night Aly and I went on a haunted tractor ride and our drivers name was Terry. We were riding for about 10 min and finally we drove up to the scary part of the woods. Then some kid on the back of the trailer yelled “Put it in reverse Terry!” 🚜🎃💀

[Aspen Snowmass @AspenSnowmass]

This just in:

[Hadie Mart @CostcoRiceBag]

IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME?????

Read the first word of my tweets to find out....

[Level 1 @Level1]

Zig Zag.
1. a pattern created using alternating course.
2. another word for skiing.

Trailer release 7.22.18

#level1zigzag

https://t.co/VUUoynmtkc

[chris @chrissgee20]

When a customer says she’s gonna call cooperate https://t.co/gpk356oi1T

[christian @CWearsch3]

happy birthday @MattieMartin14 hope you have the best day you deserve it!!

[christian @CWearsch3]

happy birthday to my all time favorite person and best friend @aubintank I hope you felt more special than ever today. you are loved more than you know 💛 love you sooo much

[Lecrae @lecrae]

Sometimes God doesn’t change your situation cause He’s trying to change your heart.