Clance

move along, employers!!

[Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris]

“wow I love your energy”
thanks I don't have any

[clintoris @clintoris]

LMFAOOOOOO is a trauma response

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

monday again? how does this keep happening

[evanthomas.nyc on bsky @EvanDerekThomas]

Get your fucking ass up and give ‘em the old razzle dazzle. It seems like no one wants to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle anymore.

[trash jones @jzux]

if at first you don’t succeed, pretend it was a bit

[best of al pacino @bestofpacino]

Al Pacino has a phone conversation during outing in Beverly Hills on Wednesday

[Zach Raffio @zachraffio]

RIP Lady Macbeth you would have loved Tide to Go Pens

[Rod @justme_rod]

“We have overbooked this flight”

“Ok I’m so sorry are you mad at me?”

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

I think queer baiting is fine if it’s hot to me

[Clance @CYexclusive]

YIKES. here I am in a tweet

[trash jones @jzux]

but this is my emotional support unrequited crush

[Clance @CYexclusive]

@chaniwhirly bigggg agree

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

would just feel wrong not to have a guinness or 9 tonight

[nile @nileandah]

happy st. patti’s day https://t.co/ttnXNTuxtR

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

High key embarrassing to be caught inching at a stoplight. U getting excited??

[Liv Marks @OliviaLilyMarks]

Anne Hathaway saying Father, Son and House of Gucci just added 10 years to my lifespan

[Clance @CYexclusive]

tf why am I crying cut it out

[Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics]

I have to move on.