Cole Christensen

shake and bake

[Taco @TheTacoCorp69]

Johnny Manziel used to show up cross faded with a water bottle full of Hennessy and put 50 on you

[Brett Favre @BrettFavre]

That’s the loss that hurts most… We had a real chance to win a Super Bowl that year.

But it wasn’t meant to be.

[Cole Christensen @C_Christensen13]

That my friend, is an IOU.

It’s better than cash.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Say a prayer for Charlie Kirk, a genuinely good guy and a young father.

[Cole Christensen @C_Christensen13]

@HeadBallCoachWF 😂😂😂

[Cole Christensen @C_Christensen13]

Are Bonito fish big?

[Cole Christensen @C_Christensen13]

Patches Ohoulihan 🔧

[Cole Christensen @C_Christensen13]

@colejohns72 Really? Is that at Village Green?

[Cole Christensen @C_Christensen13]

What is the soup du jour?

[Cole Christensen @C_Christensen13]

I’m suppose to eat Lunch by myself like I’m Steven Glansberg?

[Cole Christensen @C_Christensen13]

That John Denver’s full of shit

[Coach Papa John 🇬🇧🇬🇧 @CoachPapaJohn]

If we’re being completely honest Adrian Peterson should be allowed to drive drunk in Minneapolis. He’s done so much for that city

[Jeff @MNTwinsZealot]

This tribute to Joe Mauer by Justin Morneau is perfect

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Number 7.

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Welcome to the Land of 10,000 Rakes. 🎣🎣

#WeBelieveinTC

[LeBron James @KingJames]

His hand on his back had no effect on his route! This game was too damn good for that call to dictate the outcome at the end. Damn! By the way I have no horse in the race. Just my professional opinion

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

The Gas and Stove Unit is now hiring

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: Shortstop Carlos Correa and the Minnesota Twins are finalizing a six-year, $200 million contract, sources tell ESPN. The deal has a vesting option that can max out at $270 million. It is pending physical.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Much more to The Twitter Files: Covid Editon than this introductory thread.

Follow-up piece to come next week, featuring leading doctors & researchers from Harvard, Stanford & other institutions.