Chris Coker 🇨🇦

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[Chris Coker 🇨🇦 @C_Coker]

@TristanSnell Are you sure he didn't say "genitals" and was talking about Arnold Plamer?

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@KamalaHQ He got one thing correct: "It's just crazy." 😳

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@smcgillivray Master bedroom

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@0xgaut The fact that the phone in the Apple screenshot is at 8% battery speaks volumes...

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

Lawyer: Can you be obejctive?

Me: Absolutely!

Lawyer: *Picking up massive stack of papers* I have some of your tweets here.

Me: Awesome!

Lawyer: It says, "Donald Trump is a fetid, rotting, mango."

Me: Yep!

Lawyer: And here you said, "The only difference between Donald Trump and a bag of shit is the bag?"

Me: Yep!

Lawyer: This one says, "Donald Trump is less Christian than Satan."

Me: Yessir!

Lawyer: And this one says he's a "narcissistic, xenophobic, racist, misogynistic, transphobic, homophobic, Islamaphobic, champion of white privilege who can't spell "tap."

Lawyer: You called him a "twatwaffle" and a "cockwaffle" on different occasions.

Me: That sounds right.

Lawyer: What's the difference?

Me: You'd have to give me the context.

Lawyer: And you called him a "douchnozzle," a "shitweasel" and a "fuckweasel," a "shitnugget" a douchefuck," "douchenozzle, and a "spermwaste."

Me: That all sounds familiar.

Laywer: Used and flushed tampon?

Me: Sounds right.

Lawyer: The best argument for abortion?

Me: Right! Ironic isn't it?

Lawyer: And you say you can remain objective?

Me: Yep!

Lawyer: How?

Me: Cuz all of that is true.

Lawyer: Objection!

Judge: Overruled!

[Chris Coker 🇨🇦 @C_Coker]

@ChefReactions Hands down one of the best restaurants I have been to. https://t.co/P7fsiwJ25N

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@ChefReactions The Diplomat 💯

[Cranky Canuck 🤘🥶 @crankycartoons]

Every fucking word of this!👇

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@RpsAgainstTrump There is a LOT of BS to unpack there, but I'm stuck on finishing a 40 hour work week by noon on Tuesday. That's only 36 hours into the work week... 🤔

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@GeorgeTakei

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@skyriders1

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@fakedansavage

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@_emweston @Rogers And don't forget you were planning on downloading that REALLY big file today... 😉

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Congratulations, Karen!

[Niagara EMS @NiagaraEMS]

Congratulations to Deputy Chief Karen Lutz-Graul on winning the @the_GNCC Women in Business Award in the Health Care Hero category! We are all so proud of you and the work you do.

We celebrate the finalists in all categories for your outstanding achievements.

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@HumansNoContext Jack Frost

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@RealHughJackman You're telling me this is NOT Craig Ferguson? @CraigyFerg

[TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt]

The 🏳️‍🌈 agenda?

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@OPP_HSD That's a total of 3 calories of food...

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@fasc1nate That's how they get their first taste for human flesh...