Big Daddy Fun Buck$

You got a problem besides those fucking pants?

[Big Daddy Fun Buck$ @C_Webby]

Drive your car through your house!

[Big Daddy Fun Buck$ @C_Webby]

It’s in the constitution

[Fred Katz @FredKatz]

The Deandre Ayton trade further proves one of the least credited rules in the NBA: That every Lakers big man eventually has to play for the Wizards and vice versa.

Ayton, AD, Dwight, Markieff Morris, Wagner, JaVale, Thomas Bryant — the cycle will never end.

[Big Daddy Fun Buck$ @C_Webby]

Grok is this true?

[Welsh @welshmemelord]

Quick reminder that America isn't actually 250 years old. It was born on March 30, 2003 when legendary American patriots, Limp Bizkit, performed "Rollin'" for The Undertaker's entrance at WrestleMania XIX.

[Big Daddy Fun Buck$ @C_Webby]

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of private property.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Leavitt: This is a full blown communist revolution that is taking over capitol hill right here in Washington D.C. The inmates are running the asylum. These are crazy people who are advocating the three P’s. Prison, police, uhh, prison, police, and private property. Those are the ideals that founded this country.

[Big Daddy Fun Buck$ @C_Webby]

America. Plenty of fast food options to choose from to eat in your car.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

UN Ambassador Matt Whitaker: "People are enjoying the United States of America because it's an awesome place. We have extraordinary things like Buc-ee's and Chick-fil-A, very convenient to eat in your car while you're having a phone call. It's an amazing country."

[Acyn @Acyn]

RFK JR: 40% of our adults, 70% of them are obese.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Pirro: Let anyone who comes to this district, who thinks that he or she is going to vandalize the reflecting pool, you're facing 10 years in prison

[Big Daddy Fun Buck$ @C_Webby]

@ThomasAwful Savage Dragon was always fucking.

[Big Daddy Fun Buck$ @C_Webby]

Edward X the Wilt Chamberlain of Trump rallys

[Bad Fox Graphics @BadFoxGraphics]

Trump doesn't want to be embarrassed by another paltry showing on the National Mall
https://t.co/COFL0BWU1l

[📷 @JiraViolet]

[Big Daddy Fun Buck$ @C_Webby]

So you want to go to the great American state fair

[psychotronica @psychotronica_]

logging on

Malt Liquor Robot
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[Big Daddy Fun Buck$ @C_Webby]

Watergate is nothing compared to the shit we are doing!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD Vance: "I think Nixon's historical legacy is enjoying a bit of a renaissance, and deservedly so. I joked that if Watergate happened tomorrow, it would be like a 12 hours news story. The idea that it took down a presidency is crazy."

[Alex Kirshner @alex_kirshner]

Is Freddy an op? No, I don't think, but he's also definitely not a "tourism ambassador." The World Cup tourism influencer boom isn't meant to tell the world about America. It's meant to tell *Americans* about America. That's a much more fertile market https://t.co/pKNncKVdC4

[Big Daddy Fun Buck$ @C_Webby]

Me watching the hawks lose a close out game by 700 points, this team is good.

[Raheem Palmer @iamrahstradamus]

We just watched the Atlanta Hawks turn into one of the best teams in the league (& win two playoff games off the Super Saiyan Championship Knicks) the moment they traded Trae Young and the Washington Wizards proceeded to give him 212 million dollars.

Congratulations. The Wizards are now favored to win the 2020 NBA title with Trae Young & Anthony Davis.

[Big Daddy Fun Buck$ @C_Webby]

Team with the worst record in the league was on the one yard line

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

The Wizards were so close to having a real path back to genuine relevance

Devastating team building fumble on the 1 yard line

[Big Daddy Fun Buck$ @C_Webby]

Haha right on

[Big Daddy Fun Buck$ @C_Webby]

All you fucking losers on here, “uh, my excel says this is a bad contract I’m mad”

[Michael Sykes, II @MikeDSykes]

Who else are we paying?