Chadwick

Living life with quips, wit, and puns. Carrying out my own Manifest Destiny.

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If the best is saved for last, I’m not procrastinating…I’m just waiting for the best moment. #Adultish

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My daughter enjoys demonstrating Einstein’s Second Law of Thermodynamics. She regularly shows me that all things naturally move from order to disorder. I will now put away the toys before her next demonstration.

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Since my daughter started daycare, I’ve become convinced the elevator music for the descent to hell is #CoComelon.

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Do not stay at @Hyatt Orlando. Charged $129 for a restaurant meal I did not eat and then placed on indefinite hold by front desk when I asked them to remove it.

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@izzy_xx7 Hope you’re doing better and good luck with whatever endeavors you pursue now. Have you thought of streaming on twitch? I’m certain you’d garner the community you’re looking for.

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@JamesGunn Can we please get @mattryanreal back on Constantine. Pretty please?

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Time to stay up late while @SteveKornacki stands at his board and talks nerdy to me.
#ElectionDay

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@musicbyknox When can I get a vinyl?

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Have Christians not realized choosing #Trump over #Biden is choosing Barabbas?
Matthew 27:16
Barabbas called a notable prisoner.
Mark 15:7
Barabbas imprisoned with the insurrectionists.
John 18:40
Then they all shouted again, saying, "Not this man, but Barabbas!"

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As everyone prepares for #Halloween just remember one thing: There is a special place in hell for anyone who hands out Mounds.

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@bones_waffle @_akash_verma @trinawatters This movie was an unsolicited dick pick.

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Everyone should recognize the name Willis Carrier. Hottest measured days off all time and you should know who invented the air con.

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The bad thing about Japan’s transportation system is that being able to get anywhere on foot leads to me buying a lot more umbrellas. ☂️

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I’m 37 years old, and @SmoshIan and @anthonypadilla getting back together and owning @smosh is the greatest couples reunion of my lifetime.

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@mcuban

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People wanting to VOTE NO and default on our debts are the same people upset students were not going to pay their loans all by themselves. @SpeakerMcCarthy did well here. House Republicans need to stop telling people to just eat cake.

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@Make70sGreat @BobBrigham @Jose1Pino @blairewhite In all reality, service members and veterans are pretty well celebrated year round by individuals. Where they are short changed is in their medical treatment. Fixing the VA is how you'd actually celebrate veterans, not with parade.

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@wo44971190 @AbortionChat Abortion isn't murder, it's canceling a preorder.

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@Rudio1John And by attempts you mean he failed?

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@ABC7 To be clear, tries and attempted means failed correct?

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@MsBradsher This aged poorly.