Cord Wood

Joke of all trades. At this point I’m just throwing shit at the wall to see if it sticks.

[Cord Wood @C_wood8]

Welcome to the shit show

[Cord Wood @C_wood8]

@MichaelTurner07 An adult still having them.

[Cord Wood @C_wood8]

@JacobRex_23 I haven’t even looked outside yet. Didn’t know it was snowing

[Cord Wood @C_wood8]

@JacobRex_23 I’m going on like 8 years or better

[Cord Wood @C_wood8]

It’s always cool to go to a new state. Even if it is just for a few days. Montana it’s been fun, but I’m ready to be back in Oklahoma.

[Cord Wood @C_wood8]

Well I guess if anyone ends up with an extra turnpike ticket let me know. 😂

[Brady Colvin @BradyColvin]

I miss the days when you didn’t have to worry about turnpike tickets selling out in 30 minutes

[Drewcyla 🦋 @drewwbabyyyyy]

y’all can really snap me twice & be on my top friends list.

[Cord Wood @C_wood8]

Just so y’all know dad leased another trackhoe to clean ponds for a month so if you want to send thank you checks to him for ending the drought just go ahead and get ahold of me 😂

[Cord Wood @C_wood8]

@B_Anderson_7

[Cord Wood @C_wood8]

@B_Anderson_7 No. We aren’t starting this bs this early. I want cool weather as much as the next. But I don’t need your wishing going on again this year.

[Cord Wood @C_wood8]

Just a reminder of how spoiled rotten Chisum is.

[Cord Wood @C_wood8]

I’m about to start a petition that foot rests must be built into tractor cabs.

[Cord Wood @C_wood8]

@JacobRex_23 I’m pretty sure mine was initially a check and the mail man couldn’t figure out what mail forwarding meant lol.

[Cord Wood @C_wood8]

The government sent my stimulus as a card, what should I buy, and what caliber should it be in?

[Cord Wood @C_wood8]

Winds blowing. Just so everyone knows.

[Cord Wood @C_wood8]

@JacobRex_23 @MichaelTurner07 “It’s time to bring your shitty ass city to the present day! I’m Keaton Turner and I approve this message.”

[Cord Wood @C_wood8]

If anyone wants to know the most annoying sound in the world, just break the door latch on a truck door and drive around with it like that. The dinger will do the rest.

[Cord Wood @C_wood8]

I’ve come to two conclusions in the last week. 1) I have to much stuff 2) I hate moving.

[Cord Wood @C_wood8]

@B_Anderson_7 @danni_b96 😂😂😂😂