Candy♛

I’m obsessed with my dog sue me ⤵️

[im ave @tsve_]

i do not have “main character syndrome” i have “i am the only human character in a muppet movie syndrome”

[Candy♛ @CaandiiceFlynn]

@amberliebau More like 🗑🗑🗑

[Maddi Bussow @maddibuss0w]

my fall plans the delta variant

[Chase Stephensen @chasestephense1]

If my friend is getting married and it’s not open bar I’m not going

[☁️ @tmbIrpics]

Ocean sunset

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

“are you okay?”
no i want a green velvet couch

[Boozemunkee @boozemunkee]

antique diss track

[spicytinarollz @spicytinarollz]

me, an old person, listening to olivia rodrigo’s album:

[Nas🦇 @NasirLeigh]

Nicki Minaj just dropped a 2009 mixtape in 2021 & everybody acting like it’s a new album!! TALK ABOUT IMPACT!

[gregg @Gregggyboy]

The CDC says fully vaccinated people can go to BED, make out with two girls at once, put our heads between cocktail waitresses breasts and grind with multiple fat women.

[Candy♛ @CaandiiceFlynn]

@socmose Literally though 🥲

[elijah @eeelijahhh]

Ladies I highly recommend you keep this idea in the back of your mind whenever you’re at the gas station

[Sebastian Maniscalco @SebastianComedy]

Tests have shown what a woman eats during her pregnancy shapes food preferences later in life in the child. My mother ate a ton of strawberries that explains why I love them! But now I feel like I gotta ask my mother why I’m such a big fan of tequila.

[Candy♛ @CaandiiceFlynn]

@amberliebau You are that bitch & forever will be that bitch 😜

[Vinny Guadagnino @VINNYGUADAGNINO]

If Jake Paul keeps saying he’s a pro boxer .. why doesn’t he fight ... a pro boxer ?

[Himmy Hendrixx @FlockaKnows]

It’ll be brighter when those student loans are cancelled fam

[Candy♛ @CaandiiceFlynn]

@thatsosophie us everytime we go together

[TUNG () @tungdotzyx]

Me at target trying to understand how $2 + $3 + $1 came to a total of $287.25

[Candy♛ @CaandiiceFlynn]

@thatsosophie Got the notification that you tweeted for the first time in a while & you did NOT disappoint