Roman Kemp’s fleshlight

🎶 Sick and tired of waking up🎶

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Two years ago since this iconic moment in fashion x

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RATINGS! Episode 1 of #AnnDroid has consolidated to 4.6 MILLION viewers, making it the most watched TV show in its week of broadcast, outside of football.

It added 3 MILLION to its overnight of 1.5 million and is expected to reach a huge 7 million viewers within 28 days.

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@youareaprogram

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@youareaprogram Arrr it tastes like arse tho!

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@youareaprogram I’m a San Miguel girlie through and through tbh

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@xxjxmxechxpmxn Thought my tv was broken when they did the song wtf

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5 6 7 8!

[` @shivtoms]

seeing footage of victoria beckham filming the spice bus scene is the modern equivalent of watching the mona lisa being painted

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wtf is wrong with the sound mixing on #downundervstheworld

[phee @pheeyonce]

“what is the name of the panda in the sooty franchise?”

me:

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10/10 no notes x

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As someone who has loved Greek mythology since I was a child, the hype around The Odyssey is real. If you can see it in 70mm IMAX do! Stunning performances all round, Anne Hathaway in particular is incredible.

Time for someone to make the labours of Heracles surely!?

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@jesss_mp3 HAHAHHA hasn’t left the stye

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Cooked in the heat of the moment

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

What’s missing?

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@GeorgeleGamer Omg!

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@HarleyQuinn720 Saw this in the cinema and LOVED it shocked it didn’t do better!?

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Why has a'keria got an orange beard #dragrace