Caden Cannon

M4⚕️ I love ash

[𝔻𝕖𝕫✨🇵🇸 @GirlWhHrLkTs]

Chris Chan hiding within the crowd of Sonic’s on Fortnite spawn island tomorrow morning:

[Caden Cannon @CadenACannon]

@MGMTsManager Nah it’s Brock Hampton

[Witch @witchwounds]

there's a beautiful girl named Tinnitus who is always singing her siren song in my ear

[kuro @_kuromoji]

fortnite will wait until youre white knuckle gripping a revolver with the muzzle pointed to the roof of your mouth to give you a survey that asks how you feel about landing at Donut District

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

Driving is perfectly safe as long as you see death as a natural part of life and the beginning of a new mode of existence.

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Imagine waking up and the first thing you gotta grab is a pair of glasses

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

I would 100% get killed by an arrow if I had to storm a castle. Like there wouldn't even be a point for me to carry a weapon I'd be dead 500 feet away from the wall. I could just wear flip flops and a bathing suit there'd be no difference

[tasman @lildorothy_]

Asking a guy on the plane to switch seats so I can sit with his family

[Caden Cannon @CadenACannon]

@BrianEdJones @ghostofcronair Ehhh they upheld the constitution and the declaration of independence but weren’t fans of the federal government. Joseph smith established a council of 50 that he believed would come to serve as the state after the collapse of the US.

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

if i was a peacock i would be doing this all the time instead of the feather stuff i guess sort of like a hipster peacock thing admittedly, like yeah i’m not a normal peacock really

[Clement Lee, MD, MSc @ClementLeeMD]

trying to order meropenem without ID

[Andy Delecto @AndyDelecto]

I had a Banh Mi for lunch that was genuinely so good, I deserve an award for pressing on with the rest of the work day

[levent @__alpoge__]

hello there the jacobian conjecture is false thanx to my close friend akhil for asking about it and my other close friend fable for working during the world cup final

((1+xy)^3 z + y^2 (1+xy) (4+3xy), y + 3 x (1+xy)^2 z + 3 x y^2 (4+3xy), 2 x - 3 x^2 y - x^3 z): \C^3\to \C^3, has jacobian determinant -2, and sends (0, 0, -1/4), (1, -3/2, 13/2), and (-1, 3/2, 13/2) to (-1/4, 0, 0)

[Josiah Sutton 🌹 @josiahwsutton]

I found a guy on Instagram reels playing American Football on a steel drum

[Caden Cannon @CadenACannon]

@FiredUpCoug if it's that bad then Utah could just switch to pacific time permanently

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Sing to me, O Muse, a story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together.

[filmfan24 @filmfan24]

“Experience the epic conclusion”
WE ARE DONE WHEN I SAY WE ARE DONE

[Archie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @CymraegATFC]

Back in the day you could wear full suits of armour into parliament until woke came in 1313

[Ethan Beard @ethan_beard1920]

Nolan’s adaptation of Homer looks all wrong. Old ships and wooden horses and mythical creatures. Homer works at a power plant and eats donuts. He’s friends with Lenny and Carl. I guess we’ll see. 🤷‍♂️