Ol Jimbo Dugnuts

Resident physician's shitpost account. Topics relevant to medical professionals, plus fart jokes and things I think about in the shower (also includes farts).

[Ol Jimbo Dugnuts @CadoucheusMD]

@_Donezo @starparalysis @GildedDash @KdinJenzen What makes it important is like @_Donezo said, it only takes one person acting in bad faith to see one typo/unrealistic number to use it as a way to discredit the whole thing. It's not valid, but people with an agenda will do it, and successfully.

[Ol Jimbo Dugnuts @CadoucheusMD]

@_Donezo @starparalysis @GildedDash @KdinJenzen I honestly don't want to discredit Kdin's story at all, and I otherwise believe everything contained therein, but yes, as a physician, this number doesn't mesh with reality.

A fever this high means you're almost certainly dead or neurologically devastated.

[Ol Jimbo Dugnuts @CadoucheusMD]

@Lux_Andromeda PC? If so gurl you gotta mod the thing into the ground until it breaks, THEN start playing 😂

[Ol Jimbo Dugnuts @CadoucheusMD]

@NRA WILLIKERS IF THIS AIN'T THE DUMBEST SHIT. NRA calling out physicians who have to clean up their mess? Eat a dick.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Should we be worried about President-elect Donald Trump? Depends.

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

Bernie won Michigan 50 to 48.1, which means 1.9% of voters showed up, got in the voting booth, and masturbated.

[Ol Jimbo Dugnuts @CadoucheusMD]

Ted Cruz looks like someone who jerks off in Walmart bathrooms. On a weekly basis. #GOPDebate

[Ol Jimbo Dugnuts @CadoucheusMD]

Learned about the "anal wink reflex" today. Medicine is a sacred and beautiful profession. #WinkWink #GoogleIt

[Ol Jimbo Dugnuts @CadoucheusMD]

Learning about degenerative neuro diseases while listening to upbeat New Orleans jazz. Feels incongruous at best, outright evil at worst.

[Ol Jimbo Dugnuts @CadoucheusMD]

As my nervous system attempts to understand itself, it begins to unravel. weoaifjdkslnvdaksl; #Neuro

[Ol Jimbo Dugnuts @CadoucheusMD]

Recently dreamt I ate a raspberry upside-down tart off @Nick_Offerman's (clothed, oddly enough) chest in a verdant meadow. #ManCrushMonday

[Ol Jimbo Dugnuts @CadoucheusMD]

Neuro block has begun: cue 9 weeks of stroke puns. Some will be about jerking off and some will be about CVAs. :D #EverybodyLoses

[Ol Jimbo Dugnuts @CadoucheusMD]

I don't know who Heberden or Bouchard were but I'm annoyed that they beat me to the punch on the swollen arthritic knuckle eponym.

[Ol Jimbo Dugnuts @CadoucheusMD]

@sobbybutter aw bby u always know wut 2 say

[Ol Jimbo Dugnuts @CadoucheusMD]

@sobbybutter Finally, somebody appreciates my ability to occasionally not blow chunks every which way. <3

[Ol Jimbo Dugnuts @CadoucheusMD]

In fact, I didn't even #ProjectileVomit! ARE YOU IMPRESSED LADIES?! #GetAtMe

[Ol Jimbo Dugnuts @CadoucheusMD]

It occurs to me that whoever read my last tweet with no followup thinks I died during that 10k. Spoiler: did not. #notdead

[Ol Jimbo Dugnuts @CadoucheusMD]

@50cent Ayo Fiddy! After D30, you wanna party with some med students just outside of Sac? BECAUSE WE GO UNEXPECTEDLY HARD.

[Ol Jimbo Dugnuts @CadoucheusMD]

I have gotten roped into a 10k in 46 days because I am not a clever man. #Unconditioned #Slow #ProllyGonnaDie #ProjectileVomit

[wint @dril]

iwant to be pummeled with carpet beaters by eastern european grandmas and make big awful clouds of dust