caecilius beeman

Back after a long hiatus to bellyache and pontificate about all thingies finance and economics. Got only 43 followers-DGAF. That thing about RTs, etc.

[caecilius beeman @CaeciliusBeeman]

Damn you @godaddy. Damn you to hell for stealing the last two fucking hours of my life. I don't NEED to update my fucking browser! I hate you. I'm insane with hatred for your bullshit right now. You happily take $ and then abandon us. Fuck you

[caecilius beeman @CaeciliusBeeman]

@wcpublichealth Airborne pathogen, several variants in Washtenaw County yet you hold vaccination clinics indoors. And you allow children in the building. Blatant disregard for safety-how dare you risk the health of the most vulnerable when alternative methods exist? Drive up etc

[caecilius beeman @CaeciliusBeeman]

@CNBC 10 fucking commercials for stuff I would never buy in 1,000 years during the first minutes of #squawkbox. Like interrupting the show. This bullshit makes me watch @Bloomberg and hate all of your advertisers. Good one

[caecilius beeman @CaeciliusBeeman]

@PetsBest Your customer service is terrible. Your chatbot is infuriating. Have a general question. Dm me

[caecilius beeman @CaeciliusBeeman]

@AmazonHelp Jesus Christ! I just said the carrier is AMAZON. It's always Amazon delivery that causes all of these constant problems

[caecilius beeman @CaeciliusBeeman]

@amazonhelp How the hell does a package go from "Out for delivery" to "Running late" two damn days in a row? When Amazon is the carrier and this happens WAY too often. Your apology is not accepted. DO BETTER #WTF #AMAZON #BULLSHIT #LATE

[caecilius beeman @CaeciliusBeeman]

Bullshit. If you really cared you'd actually address these constant problems en masse. This happens so often I'd lose all feeling in my thumbs from tweeting 24 hours a day about it if I reported it all

[caecilius beeman @CaeciliusBeeman]

@Amazon @amazonhelp You owe me three hours of sleep--missed because I have to leave my gate open for your drivers--WHO NEVER SHOW UP. You also owe me for about 2,000 brain cells that died of frustration. Do you even care how bad your delivery service is? #WTF

[caecilius beeman @CaeciliusBeeman]

@AmazonHelp The carrier was Amazon. This is not an isolated incident

[caecilius beeman @CaeciliusBeeman]

@AmazonHelp Tracking says package "Handed directly to a resident" when said package was left at the bottom of my front stairs in the muddy snow. This is disgusting. #WTF #amazon #bullshit

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Tom Brady is older than Ed Asner was during the first three seasons of The Mary Tyler Moore Show.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Wrigley Field as God intended it: two-thirds empty and filled with the drunk and unemployable.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Gen, the happiest corgi in the world. He’s been blessing us with his facial expressions for years, and it’s about time we honor his magnificence. 14/10 (IG: genthecorgi)

[Team Servicerottie🇨🇦🐕‍🦺🦽 @servicerotties]

see 🌨 starting on the bedtime pottywalks, up to a couple cm by morning, Overnight Lo is -11 & make sure you early risers don't chase off the groundhog tomorrow. I'm meateaterologist Kuno & that's your daily #yeg #weatherdog report.

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#yegwx #dogs #yegdogs

[caecilius beeman @CaeciliusBeeman]

@CNBC When you interrupt an interview in progress to show me 6 MINUTES of ads via your app, it makes me hate every single advertiser and also makes me consume other content. Not the result anyone wants #bullshit

[caecilius beeman @CaeciliusBeeman]

@TheGoldenRatio4 He knows. He knows that there could never have been a better family or a better, more loving place to spend his life. It was, I'm sure Parmesan would say, like being in Heaven every single moment he was with you

[caecilius beeman @CaeciliusBeeman]

@PayPal You have left a payment pending in my account for over 30 days. Merchant has no record of transaction. Customer service from you is utterly nonexistent. Have been trying to resolve for weeks. No, I'm not DMing you with details. #FRAUD #PAYPAL #BULLSHIT #WTF

[Richard M. Nixon @dick_nixon]

In a healthy society it would not have been possible. That’s what you have to remember.

[caecilius beeman @CaeciliusBeeman]

@rosiestaffy I love you, Rosie