Caelen

[Caelen @CaelenCD]

Love my friends x

[Doobus Goobus @DoobusGoobus]

I actually think this design is perfectly fine, I just don't want it to exist on a fundamental level.

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

Apparently, when Gareth passed his resignation to the FA, they passed it back, he then passed it sideways to Bellingham, who fed Kane, who then passed it to the keeper.

[Caelen @CaelenCD]

@ABitNatty @TheIDSmiths Dead Gravey

[AM @alexmarshy21]

Gareth southgate would install a dashcam on the dodgems

[James Heale @JAHeale]

When the fourth pint begins to hit

[warrior cop @wyatt_privilege]

Ok shit, it looks like we accidentally targeted civilian centers for the 500th time in a row. Unfortunately this continues to be everyone’s fault but ours

[Sophie Hall @SophLouiseHall]

There's nothing like a fresh bin bag in the bin is there, lads? And you drop a piece of rubbish in there and it goes right down to the bottom? Lovely stuff

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

It’s meant to be.

[Ryan @6thiagoat]

Van Dijk playing against new Liverpool manager Arne Slot.

[Asbestos Insulation Enthusiast @rustbeltenjoyer]

"please make sure your phones are on silent at this time"

my phone has been on silent for the last 10 years, if it makes a noise I smash it against the pavement

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Israel Assures It Doing Everything Possible To Minimize Civilians https://t.co/snWa671TJT

[Chłoddy @OfSymbols]

Bike Wazowski

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Judas: still on for Friday?
Jesus: Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

dune 2? yeah I'm into dune 2: dune 2 others as you would have them dune 2 you

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

You made it through January without alcohol; now you just have to make it through another eleven months without hope