Alex aka Muscato

Retired bureaucrat; continuing champagne fan. Anti-Fascist. Black Lives Matter. Fuck TERFs. Free Palestine. Repeal the 2nd Amendment. He/him; cisgender.

[Alex aka Muscato @CafeMuscato]

Au reservoir, kiddies—

It’s time to wind up
This masquerade…

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[Alex aka Muscato @CafeMuscato]

HURRY UP PLEASE IT’S TIME
Goonight Bill. Goonight Lou. Goonight May. Goonight.
Ta ta. Goonight. Goonight.
Good night, ladies, good night, sweet ladies, good night, good night.

BS: https://t.co/LJRiSNpgCx
Insta: @alexmuscato

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[Alex aka Muscato @CafeMuscato]

@Smartypantsny No, I’m leaving everything in place; you never know—the banks could take over and turn this back into something interesting. Also, I’ll be darting in from time to time to check DMs.

[Alex aka Muscato @CafeMuscato]

As I tidy up before departing, I’ve locked the account, mostly because the pornbots are so relentless.

My only curiosity about them is why they appear to be a wholly heterosexual phenom; I’ve yet to get a random like on a three-year-old-tweet from a shirtless himbo called Oleg.

[Alex aka Muscato @CafeMuscato]

@akakarenwilson @BCDreyer @DavidZippel Sing us out, Annie...
https://t.co/ud9HNSnT5K

[Alex aka Muscato @CafeMuscato]

@MaxineFaulk1 @douglashardy And vice versa.

[Alex aka Muscato @CafeMuscato]

@MaxineFaulk1 @douglashardy I'm not finding you at the former; am I doing something wrong?

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@zija_pulp

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@Crisopera1 100%

[Alex aka Muscato @CafeMuscato]

*looks around with the air of a leading lady surveying a now-empty room at the end of a three-act drama, thoughtfully straitening her hat, then pulling on a glove*

“We had some good times here, didn’t we?”

*turns and looks off stage*

“Didn’t we?”

*CURTAIN*

[Alex aka Muscato @CafeMuscato]

@TomasJMurray Shocking confession: never seen it.

All too often, though, he was not well served by the “international spectacles” into which he was put. He’s far more interesting in his Egyptian pictures.

[Alex aka Muscato @CafeMuscato]

Always a surprise, when we’re watching old Egyptian movies, to see baby Omar Sharif show up.

One thinks “my goodness, WHO is… AH!” Bone structure off the charts and an awkward, raw charisma that soon got smoothed over into a more polished charm.

[Alex aka Muscato @CafeMuscato]

In the oft-repeated words of Miss Anna Russell: I’m not making this up, you know…

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This is, by the way, by far the most he wears in this surprisingly earthy drama (a kind of Madame-Bovary-on-Nile). I’ll have to track it down and see if I can’t come up with some screen shots.

[Alex aka Muscato @CafeMuscato]

@Iacoguy @kevinddaly Incroyable, n’est-çe pas?

[Alex aka Muscato @CafeMuscato]

@RevRichardColes Um el dunya—the mother of the world!

If you have time, think about visiting the Mahmoud Khalil Museum—an exquisite collection of Impressionist and other treasures (Monet, Renoir, Sisley, and more).

[Alex aka Muscato @CafeMuscato]

@brookekroeger @BCDreyer *blushes in deep embarrassment*

No one on earth would have blamed you for not.

And I really did end up admiring the old girl.

[Alex aka Muscato @CafeMuscato]

@ChrisDnns It’s…magnificent.