Evelyn Doyle

[Evelyn Doyle @CaffeinatedKiwi]

SON: Mummy! Some people from the Enterprise are DEAD!
ME: Were they wearing red shirts?
SON: ... Yes?
ME: Yeah, that happens.

Teaching kids the Facts of Life.

#StarTrek

[Evelyn Doyle @CaffeinatedKiwi]

@theErikAllan @franksemi @GameSack @lyanthropos @mouselike12 @dotdotcurrve @Discordapp @discord Indeed! That Mail app behaviour makes me Hulk out! Furious Whack-a-Mole ensues.

[Evelyn Doyle @CaffeinatedKiwi]

How to spot a kid who learns stuff by reading it.

My 8-year-old son: "Luke Skywalker is a Jeddy!"

#StarWars #jediisjeddy #readerpitfalls

[Evelyn Doyle @CaffeinatedKiwi]

@HDLibraries (Wondering what it says about me that it took me a while to recognise this as an umbrella. Sincerely thought it was a model of a bacteriophage traversing some weird blue thing...)

[Evelyn Doyle @CaffeinatedKiwi]

@GameSack @lyanthropos @theErikAllan @mouselike12 @dotdotcurrve @Discordapp I could give permission (via SysPref > Security/Privacy > Accessibility; doing a drag+drop from Discord app's opened package) but the 'Not Responding' and high CPU usage problems persist, for me.

[Evelyn Doyle @CaffeinatedKiwi]

@wattpad Ironman or Princess Shuri. We could tech ourselves out of any dilemma. Pretty sure I'd end up being the sidekick, though...

[Evelyn Doyle @CaffeinatedKiwi]

@HDLibraries I didn’t read it right. Not all of it. It was only on my fifth revision of the plaque that I realised it wasn’t in fact claiming to mark the residence of someone who shared their name with a famous author but only lived four years.

[Evelyn Doyle @CaffeinatedKiwi]

@StarTrek I’d have Spock and Data so I could watch their existential crises as they try to out-logic and out-correct each other, and I’d have McCoy for the acerbic commentary...leaving $5 leftover for snackies.

[Evelyn Doyle @CaffeinatedKiwi]

@wattpad If the story was suspense, or a psychological thriller, it would have to be read by James Spader. He could make a sunny day on an island beach sound like a threat.

[Evelyn Doyle @CaffeinatedKiwi]

@SpiritedSojourn ...”that pointy horse over there...” 😂👍

[Evelyn Doyle @CaffeinatedKiwi]

Last night I dreamed Raymond Reddington wore a black ski mask for a day, to stay ‘current’ and ‘relevant’ in the criminal underworld.
My unconscious mind is gauche.
#TheBlacklist

[Evelyn Doyle @CaffeinatedKiwi]

@HDLibraries From classifieds: ‘Job wanted. Will travel.’

#SixWordStory

[Evelyn Doyle @CaffeinatedKiwi]

@wattpad Accidentally crashed a car into a high security prison in another country, making me miss my suprise birthday party. Prosecuted by the state, but pro bono lawyer got my case thrown out on a technicality—taking even the judge by surprise! (Prosecution had worded the charge wrong.)

[Evelyn Doyle @CaffeinatedKiwi]

Imagine heat clawing your face as your custom-made home burns to the ground. You want to close your eyes against the sting of smoke, but horror locks them wide.
Then enters @Vaultpress!
#backupeverything #SuperheroVaultpress https://t.co/NAVlnFWKp9

[Evelyn Doyle @CaffeinatedKiwi]

A Story: The Little Blue Robot (The post I was—honestly—medically prescribed to write.)
#depression #headinjury https://t.co/nzS3YqclAl

[Evelyn Doyle @CaffeinatedKiwi]

Y'know the ocean-sound inside a seashell? I wanted to illustrate its rejuvenating effect amidst comparatively lifeless infrastructure. ... Then it just seemed fitting to make it [fictitious] CD album art.
#photoshop

[Evelyn Doyle @CaffeinatedKiwi]

Justice is hearing your child step on a Lego.

[Evelyn Doyle @CaffeinatedKiwi]

I don't care how many slides, frames, or whatsits a playground has. It's not complete until there's a nearby coffee source for all the bored mums who find playgrounds as entertaining as syphilis.

[Evelyn Doyle @CaffeinatedKiwi]

@justinniemibass Reply is exceptionally accurate.

[Evelyn Doyle @CaffeinatedKiwi]

Photomanipulation ostensibly about winter, New Zealand, and...music, maybe. Really just an excuse to play with such an inviting initial image. As you can see, I like being nonsensical with scale. Is the bass exceptionally big, or exceptionally small?
#Photoshop