Cahan

it’s pronounced “Cane”

[Sinethemba.🇿🇦 @cnehshuga]

I don’t want noise

[The Lefty Canadian Radical 🇵🇸 @Tori_TLCR]

"These fucking billionaires, they need to be put down like rabid dogs." - Bill Burr on his podcast lol.

[Loky @lokymann]

Co-parenting a pet with an ex

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

saw sabrina carpenter with black hair and almost had to call out of work

[Loky @lokymann]

Unnecessary talking. Pls it’s ok to shut the fuck up.

[Buggsy Mogues 🇭🇹 @MoDroJoJo]

It's tough

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Gordon Ramsey only funny cuz he not talking to me like that

[The Broletariat @Scholf_A_Loaf]

She did this just in time for me to paint her on the side of my B-52 as we go to fight the Nazis again

[AB @AB84]

Apple, if i unsend a message just let it be that, the whole announcement is crazy🤣

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

Go to hell

[TY-RIN @GothamCityGoon]

😭 😭😭😭 😭 😭😭😭
😭 😭😭 😭
😭😭😭 😭 😭 😭 😭😭
😭 😭😭😭 😭 😭
😭 😭 😭 😭😭😭

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

An “a minor” necklace is crazy 😭😭😭

[Z @BrianZisook]

The audio engineer lowered the volume on the backing track at “A MINORRRRR” so the television audience could hear the entire stadium sing along. Damn.

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Drake can’t even watch Sam Jackson movies now.

[kid fury @KidFury]

That was the pettiest shit ever. I’m inspired. @kendricklamar

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

probably the most mischievous grin ever

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“SAY DRAKE 😃”

[Zito @_Zeets]

Serena Williams crip walking to a song about you being a pedophile has to hurt existentially