Herman Cain

I'm no longer a cambidate- I'm a pudnit. Watch me every night on FOX News. It's a Mardi Gras where all the balloons are truths. I'm actually Mike Tyson.

[Herman Cain @CaintimeLive]

Get me to 100 followers and I'll post a sexy shirtless pic!

[Ed Schultz @edshow]

Rick Rolls back to Texas #perrygonnagiveitup #nevergonnaletnewtdown

[Herman Cain @CaintimeLive]

Can anyone recommend a good movie about menaces and phantoms?

[Herman Cain @CaintimeLive]

If I was a giant no one would laugh at me.

[Herman Cain @CaintimeLive]

@RaulFererra I am always in Studio City but I'm very busy.

[Herman Cain @CaintimeLive]

@BoomBriggs He did not eat the Icky Belly Halloween edition beans.

[Herman Cain @CaintimeLive]

@cornelwest You're a little twerp.

[Herman Cain @CaintimeLive]

@LaurenSmitelli I have the code to start the Zombie Apocalypse. It's 7152. Keep that to yourself.

[Herman Cain @CaintimeLive]

@rorymayhew Turn the backwards 8s upside down!

[Herman Cain @CaintimeLive]

@MikeTyson Are you me?

[Herman Cain @CaintimeLive]

@listgenerator I eat lots of vitamins but I put them inside a fake skull that I crush and pretend it is a loser's brains

[Herman Cain @CaintimeLive]

Sometimes I wonder how much hooey a man can take.

[Herman Cain @CaintimeLive]

Can Romney take North Catalina? What about Idowa?

[Herman Cain @CaintimeLive]

@JimmySparkles a certain someone may have taken a trip to New Hampshire with 116 fake mustaches...

[Herman Cain @CaintimeLive]

@mattmazany Interesting notion, but we'll need a converency system to convert tacos and gyros

[Herman Cain @CaintimeLive]

I love football even though footballs look like poops

[Herman Cain @CaintimeLive]

UPDATE: show is now called Hermington Post

[Herman Cain @CaintimeLive]

Sunday night means laughing along with America's favorite TV family the Simpsons.

[Herman Cain @CaintimeLive]

@SirCharlesJr The media is saying Tebow won. I say hooey. Tebooey even.

[Herman Cain @CaintimeLive]

I will be live-tweeping the debate all night. My tweeps will be published when I get the financing for Tweeper.