Dr. Cairns

I'm a sucker for a half-diminished 7th chord!

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Do tritone substitutions, not drugs kids.

[Dail(E)y @ThatOneDailey]

David: *Plays a secret chord*

The Lord: "Nice"

You: "Meh"

It: *Goes like this*

4th and 5th: *Exists consecutively*

Minor: *Falls*

Major: *Lifts*

King: *Baffled but composing* "Hallelujah"

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Baseball players get there entrance music, I need an entrance cadence.

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Friendly Thursday Morning inspiration

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Dr Cairns just made this meme and posted it to our theory Facebook page😂😂😂

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Today we thought Dr Cairns how to waltz for 20 minutes

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

The FCC is getting ready to overturn #NetNeutrality. If they succeed, ISPs will be able to split the net into packages. This means that you will no longer be able to pay one price to access any site you want.

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As a kid: Jazz is the worst music ever.
As a college student: oh you don’t like jazz? Guess our friendship is over.

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Modulation tricks of the trade:
If you sustain a note long enough, you can convince almost anyone it’s the dominant!

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┏┓
┃┃╱╲ in
┃╱╱╲╲ this
╱╱╭╮╲╲ house
▔▏┗┛▕▔ we
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
always resolve our leading tones correctly
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕

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Cairns: Is back loaded a real term, like front loaded?
Students: yeah now it is
Cairns: Sweet! Science!

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Why should you call it a Germ dim 3 chord over a Germ +6? Rainbows, sparkles, the more you know.

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Neapolitan Chord: Chromatically Super-charged Predominant

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*watching himself on a video* wow that is one handsome dude

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"I'll use this opportunity to chew my water"

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Ladies and gents, were back.

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@musicmajorprob who are you again?

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Semicolon: Deceptive cadence

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*talking to himself*
"Very good!"
"Thank you!"