Cairns (Duncan (Idaho))

Aspiring elder statesman of experimental music

[Cairns (Duncan (Idaho)) @CairnsChi]

The homie @BoundaryWtrs just checked in today on whether I had gotten off Twitter for good and though I see him regularly in meatspace just fyi for any casual internet acquaintances, I am still alive, just taking a break

[Cairns (Duncan (Idaho)) @CairnsChi]

@ObsessiveTalker @tiredgenerally WV did all that and their rate still sucks; pretty clear that it didn’t work at this point

[Cairns (Duncan (Idaho)) @CairnsChi]

Ok

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Sky Ferreira says her second studio album is “actually coming out” next year in new Instagram story.

[Cairns (Duncan (Idaho)) @CairnsChi]

Thank you Brian I agree

[Cairns (Duncan (Idaho)) @CairnsChi]

@GrahamB47 This must be tied to why Spider-Man is so consistently successful at the box office in some way. Too much of a coincidence.

[Cairns (Duncan (Idaho)) @CairnsChi]

The most libertarian view I have is that if you are late to the airport you should not be allowed to cut the line. You had your chance and you failed, and now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to recline my seat into the unexpectedly empty chair behind me

[Cairns (Duncan (Idaho)) @CairnsChi]

Thompson Center haters are in shambles, as they deserve!! That big useless gorgeous building is here to stay!!

[Cairns (Duncan (Idaho)) @CairnsChi]

Ever since The Lord of the Rings no movie has been rated PG-13 for “epic battle sequences and some scary images.” We deserve more movies rated PG-13 for “epic battle sequences and some scary images.”

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

Jeremy Corbyn says he is opposed to the “totally wrong attempt to force vaccinations and passports” on NHS workers.

[Cairns (Duncan (Idaho)) @CairnsChi]

Guys I found the real cause of the vinyl shortage

[Joshua Minsoo Kim @misterminsoo]

this is the most i’ve ever scrolled on a single bandcamp page

[Cairns (Duncan (Idaho)) @CairnsChi]

Least Bad Billionaire is also potentially the Least Bad Democrat? Crazy times

[Cairns (Duncan (Idaho)) @CairnsChi]

Nothing but respect for MY president, John Bonham Pritzker

[Cairns (Duncan (Idaho)) @CairnsChi]

I am out hitting up every vintage shop in Chicago looking for a water pitcher for my art teacher mom who has a very specific visual aesthetic and lemme tell you this is Christmas shopping on the highest difficulty setting there is

[Cairns (Duncan (Idaho)) @CairnsChi]

Checked his imdb page to make sure this was accurate and Chris, buddy, 5’11” is respectable, no need to put the 1/4” in there

[Cairns (Duncan (Idaho)) @CairnsChi]

Basically all Nolan between Memento and Tenet

[Nathaniel Rogers @nathanielr]

Real question. Not looking for snark. Is there any acclaimed film in the past few years (including this one) that you felt was genuinely bad but most people you knew were obsessed and calling it a masterwork and you kept being like "wut? I'm not trying to be contrarian!"

[Cairns (Duncan (Idaho)) @CairnsChi]

@NickTagliaferro For such a downtrodden, overburdened class of workers, professors certainly seem to have a lot of time to post

[Cairns (Duncan (Idaho)) @CairnsChi]

Turn replies back on you fucking coward

[Thankful Musgrave 🦃 @profmusgrave]

Hot take: the USA has three second cities and Chicago doesn’t fit as one of them anymore

[Cairns (Duncan (Idaho)) @CairnsChi]

@EEMemez Ok buddy now tell me how much tap water costs in a restaurant