tatatauri 💨😶‍🌫️🌫

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

maybe give this one an iPad 🤣

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You CANNOT rage against the machine if you’re asking it to summarise your emails for you.

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Drake barking but the beat is Not Like Us

[Raphy the Loop Assassin @FriedKoolAid]

I’m tryin to be more social on the medias but I’m busy smoking gas

[Romeo S (Reloaded) 🇩🇴🥇 @PaIIahAbdul]

Little did we know she was casting a spell on Perez

[Jonothan Jacobo @Colin_Field_2]

“We kindly ask that you respect Perez’s privacy” LMFAOOOOOO EAT SHIT

[Neil Shenvi @NeilShenvi]

Front-runner for the most prophetic Tweet of all time.

[KingCorvidae @JustDeficient]

greatest unforced error of the left is our insistence that everyone else must simply know that our hyper inflammatory generalized insults are actually just systemic critique and not necessarily meant to offend any given individual.

[dolo @doloyeung]

No other profession self mythologises as much as comedians. A bunch of raging narcissists desperate to convince the world that they're important

[Sashko @itheasus]

Your iPhone can do this

[Mason @webdevMason]

All that needs to be said about pit bulls was said by S-tier dog trainer Stonnie Dennis in 3 minutes

[Knicks Memes @KnicksMemes]

The very last thing you see before your team blows a double-digit lead in the 2nd half of a playoff game

[Nic Agüero @ClawForThatInch]

fuck this is such an incredible post

[Justin Lee @DailyJLee]

I’d like to see some technological advancement that isn’t surveillance

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

That 4 game losing streak passive aggressive tweet-off between Bron and Jaylen this season is gonna feed families.

[Nima Shirazi @WideAsleepNima]

Donald Quixote

[Jacob Nestle @JN4Liberty]

You don't want communism, you want to be a minor aristocrat

[scar @imfat]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less