Would you all hate me if I got plain and serious about policy work for this account? I got to go back to work and I’m thinking I’ll make it everyone’s problem now haha.
@MicrobiomDigest Your talent and drive for rooting out/detecting academic fraud is amazing. I came across your story on a TikTok of all things and as a policy wonk by trade I’ve decided to make you my new hero and standard of excellence. I hope to be as cool as you one day. <3
I do not yet have a gardener’s hands. The old winter weeds fight a guerrilla war against my knife through the lawn. Their roots are deep and determined. Through my sweat I hold fast to a simple truth - this can’t be harder than parenting. #momlife#beginnergardener
@WyrmwoodGaming DMing Pathfinder Game: players wake up in cells. First monster rolls nat one against the alchemist’s poop bucket. The rest of the campaign has pretty much been that lol.
My husband often talks in his sleep; sometimes he'll talk to me.
Him: "See? The lobster ate all the money"
Me: "Well - you could always eat him to get it back hun."
Him: "What? No! He's a nice guy."
#SleepTalkingHusband