Caitlyn Parisi

Addicted to gum since '89 // I can turn anything into a salad

[Caitlyn Parisi @CaitlynParisi]

@alectranews Where are the updates? It’s almost 12:30 still no power..

[Caitlyn Parisi @CaitlynParisi]

You would think @cityofhamilton would use dog friendly salt in @gageparkhamont… a park filled with dogs daily. Figure it out.

[Brantford Police Service @BrantfordPolice]

After a very successful career as one of our first Police Service Dogs, we would like to wish PSD Scout a very happy retirement!!! More info here: https://t.co/braDHLDlgS

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

One reason Trump’s advisors are so worried he might not be able to win, is because he lost.

[Brantford Police Service @BrantfordPolice]

Thank You - to the person(s) responsible for the simple yet powerful gesture left in our station's front garden. On behalf of all the members of the BPS we thank you for the inspirational message. @BPStraffic @PresBPA @CityofBrantford #COVID19 #inspirational

[Caitlyn Parisi @CaitlynParisi]

Hey @dominos what does a girl have to do to get Pizza for a year donated as a prize for her Stag n Doe?? 😍🎉🍻🤷🏼‍♀️ #prettyplease #hitmeup

[Brantford Police Service @BrantfordPolice]

Impaired x7, the BPS charged seven drivers over the weekend with impaired driving related offences. The accused ranged between 18 and 56 years of age. This holiday season please think before your drive, you are not only risking your life but the lives of everyone around you.

[Caitlyn Parisi @CaitlynParisi]

Pretty sure this ISN’T how you’re supposed to fix someone’s internet but I’m no expert? How about you @RogersHelps

[Caitlyn Parisi @CaitlynParisi]

@brookehouts Wish I could spit on your face you dumb fucking cunt

[Caitlyn Parisi @CaitlynParisi]

@brookehouts I really wish that dog destroyed your fucking face like he truly could have in .025 seconds but no the dog even knows how to treat things better than you. You POS. Shame.

[katyhearn @katyhearnFit]

I’m texting Santa

[Caitlyn Parisi @CaitlynParisi]

@nofrillsCA @nofrillsCA #NoFrillsHaulidayContest

[Kathleen Zellner @ZellnerLaw]

So many outstanding police officers nationwide who should not be tainted by the misdeeds of a few rogue officers in the Avery case. @lifeafterten @michellemalkin #Respect #Makingamurderer2

[Kathleen Zellner @ZellnerLaw]

“Trust me I will outlast them. I have incredible endurance for these things. I am like a bad recurring dream” Kathleen Zellner ⁦@lifeafterten⁩ ⁦@michellemalkin⁩ #MakingAMurderer2 https://t.co/f88kMyFd84

[kelly u☁️🦋✨ @_kellyu]

you’re right. you do take up more space now.

[Kathleen Zellner @ZellnerLaw]

‘Making a Murderer: Part 2’ Attorney Kathleen Zellner on the Murder Theory That Could Free Steven Avery ⁦@lifeafterten⁩ ⁦@EFMoriarty⁩ ⁦@MakingAMurderer⁩ ⁦@michellemalkin⁩ ⁦@TManitowoc⁩ #TruthWins https://t.co/f88kMyFd84

[Kathleen Zellner @ZellnerLaw]

Kathleen Zellner's Tweets Show She's Far From Giving Up On Steven Avery—-Hell will freeze over bf we quit & let these moral degenerates win —we’re 1 level above traffic court. The only one sweating in MaM2 is KK. ⁦@lifeafterten⁩ #MakingAMurderer2 https://t.co/jaf9qwCciN

[Kathleen Zellner @ZellnerLaw]

Why would anyone think this “prince” of a fellow would be angry enough to hurt a woman? ⁦@lifeafterten⁩ #MakingAMurderer2 #KeepDigging

[D @YourNewNigga]

NEVER use the bathroom on your break. Do that on company time.