Hs teachers: “you have to be professional in college, your professors aren’t going to put up with anything”
College professor: “do you guys mind if we keep the lights off for class today I’m hungover”
*one kid is eating mashed potatoes*
I have a big feeling that @taylorswift13 will announce that she will be releasing the Holiday Collection (Taylor's Version) on her birthday, as a Christmas gift to the fans.
@Lowes finally got the call that the delivery was 40 mins away and the drivers showed up 2 hours later. Spit loogies in my driveway and absolutely had no clue how they were going to get the machines up the drive way. They dropped it at one point. TERRIBLE
@TinderDad Child me- In love with the elf
Teenage me- in love with Nick Miller
Adult me- finds Tanner
Do you think I have a Type or no?
Also, the towel scene 😭