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sexy, cute, and popular to boot

[b🌻 @britalin]

we need Chris Hansen to ask Colleen Ballinger to have a seat

[b🌻 @britalin]

Patrick has restarted the song Fireball by Pitbull four times because we keep fucking up the intro

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

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[b🌻 @britalin]

appreciation post for Patrick even though he doesn’t use twitter because when I work back to back 13 hour night shifts I get very stressed out and he has started taking my dog out and feeding her for me just so I have less to do before I go to bed🥹

[b🌻 @britalin]

how come this is the only birthday Grimace has had when he’s deadass been alive since the 70s. rude

[wayneradiotv @wayneradiotv]

it has been that purple things birthday for far too long

[b🌻 @britalin]

some influencers make more money than doctors, my guy. they need to be held to higher standards in order to reap benefits that wildly abundant

[b🌻 @britalin]

we need to stop letting social media influencers get away with shit that would get you fired at any other job lmao. a mistake is writing the wrong date on a check, some of these people are making poor life decisions and hurting other people

[b🌻 @britalin]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: is it “toxic cancel culture” or is it holding people responsible for their actions and de-platforming people who don’t deserve the money and notoriety they have?

[b🌻 @britalin]

we have a confused patient on my unit right now who thinks she’s in a poker match. she called me into the room and said “now, do I owe anybody money?” and I said “no, you’re fine” and she goes “thank God. I only bet $2, but we’ve been playing a long time. I’ll fold”

[priya 🫧 @prtwoa]

i’m 23 and i’ve reached financial freedom and the secret is to liquidate your assets.

i don’t let my money just sit in my bank acc i turn them into liquid forms every single day. below are some examples

[b🌻 @britalin]

@PlantDad5000 STOP SKSKXNCMSKMSNS

[Kyante Wilson 🦍 @kyantewilson_]

Me singing both Timbaland and Nelly Furtado’s parts of the chorus in Promiscuous

[b🌻 @britalin]

one time I was in the midst of a very serious tornado warning with a group of my friends from college, one was an international student from Scotland and in a panicked voice he said “tornado? is that the one that spins?😳”

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Joe Rogan Stunned After 5-Year-Old Informs Him That Horseys Come From Outer Space https://t.co/EndYgJEaHi