Rob Taylor

Father of 8 children. Dad joke aficionado. Master of the poached egg. Using humour to fight the good fight.

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I hope the Cornell 7 laundered money. Probably the only way they’ll get any jail time.

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@Jane_Doe82 This mf’er is definitely sus.

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@AmyLynnStL But he does crap his pants more often.

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When did a used car, just a little beater, start costing 12k?

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If you go horseback riding with your friend Jack it’s important to let him get in and out of the saddle on his own.

Never help Jack off a horse.

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@itsnwts @omgsidewalks It’s always surprising when I see people jealous of their kids. The goal is to have them be more successful and better off than you are.

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@ImKnotTheOne I’m still carrying that trauma.

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

Donald Trump wants to rename Autumn the Fall Of America

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Charlie Kirk couldn’t play defence, he was prone to getting burned by long range shooting.

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Charlie Kirk couldn’t play defence, he was prone to getting burned by long range shooting.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Gary G. Oblin🇮🇪 @MoroseHillGiant]

Charlie Kirk was 6ft5?? Why tf was he doing dumb campus tours instead of being in the mf court??

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@NotDevinsMom If I were a betting man I’d take the under on that one.

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Remember when Republicans could look at themselves in the mirror without feeling shame? It’s been awhile.

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@rachelsteer04 @itsnwts @omgsidewalks And it wasn’t just for girls. I was told to yell that as a kid if someone tried grabbing me.

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Tim Hortons? No thanks. I’ll burn my own coffee today.

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@omgsidewalks Had a job when I was younger that was 4 tens with three days off. Loved it. Highly recommend it.

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The reason a woman should yell “fire” instead of “rape” is because little boys are taught that firefighting is noble. They’re also taught “snitches get stitches” about rallying against “the culture”.

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@itsnwts @omgsidewalks Fire… people are much more likely to help if you scream fire.

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Dave Bautista roasts President Pig Shit.

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@LucifersTweetz Ooohhh cream pops… You guys have made Lucifer mad. And he’s one chill motherfucker too.

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@JamieBonkiewicz Trump isn’t going to allow there to be midterms.