𝖡𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝖾 𝖪𝖺𝗆𝗉

‘𝚆𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎?’

[𝖡𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝖾 𝖪𝖺𝗆𝗉 @CakeandLies]

“𝑵𝒐, 𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒐𝒅𝒂𝒚. 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝑷𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔”

➥ 𝙳𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚠𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜
➥ 𝙻𝚒𝚝/𝙳𝚎𝚜
➥ 𝙱𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕
➥ 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚖
➥ 𝟸𝟷+𝚗𝚜𝚏𝚠

⠀↻ & ♡

[𝖡𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝖾 𝖪𝖺𝗆𝗉 @CakeandLies]

@damagedwife “Try to calm down dear, I know it’s exciting. I’m sure she will be extremely happy!”

Even Bree had a big grin on her face at the news, good things seemed to he happening all across the lane this week -

“Good luck honey! Let me know how it goes!”

[𝖡𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝖾 𝖪𝖺𝗆𝗉 @CakeandLies]

“Katherine, sweetie... Are you okay?”

[𝖡𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝖾 𝖪𝖺𝗆𝗉 @CakeandLies]

@damagedwife < < Katherine couldn’t actually see her.

“What umm... Did you get the results you wanted?”

The red head asked, trying not to pry quite too much

[𝖡𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝖾 𝖪𝖺𝗆𝗉 @CakeandLies]

@damagedwife Bree was a little taken aback by the phone call, it not being the sort of thing people often called her about - Though of course, she was happy to help -

“If nine tests gave you the same results, I’d say thats pretty accurate”

She made a face, forgetting that >

[𝖡𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝖾 𝖪𝖺𝗆𝗉 @CakeandLies]

@WisteriaDiva < me for not recognising you - I’m a little behind when it comes to modernism”

She gave an awful laugh, pushing a glass of wine across the counter towards her.

“It’s definitely going to be a bit of a change for you here... Not as quiet as you might think”

[𝖡𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝖾 𝖪𝖺𝗆𝗉 @CakeandLies]

@WisteriaDiva Bree paused when she heard what the blonde said, arching her left eyebrow upwards and studying her face. Now that she thought about it, Lisa did seem somewhat familiar. Though, Bree wasn’t particularly up to date with modern day celebrities.

“You were? Gosh, forgive >

[𝖡𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝖾 𝖪𝖺𝗆𝗉 @CakeandLies]

@WisteriaDiva < through into the kitchen, taking two polished glasses off one of the high shelves -

“So, what brings you to Wisteria Lane?”

[𝖡𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝖾 𝖪𝖺𝗆𝗉 @CakeandLies]

@WisteriaDiva Bree - ever the hostess - opened her door a little wider and stepped to the side -

“Nice to meet you, Lisa. Come in, I was just about to pour a glass of wine!”

She motioned for the woman to follow her >

[𝖡𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝖾 𝖪𝖺𝗆𝗉 @CakeandLies]

@WisteriaDiva < neighbour?”

Bree asked as she opened the door, greeted by an unfamiliar face. The red head was covered in flour -

“Sorry for being such a mess!”

[𝖡𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝖾 𝖪𝖺𝗆𝗉 @CakeandLies]

@WisteriaDiva < and the girls would go over there later, basket in hand, in the hopes of acquiring some sort of gossip.
Bree lost her train of thought when she heard the knock at the door, wiping her hands on a tea towel and heading for the door.

“Oh, hi! You must be the new >

[𝖡𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝖾 𝖪𝖺𝗆𝗉 @CakeandLies]

@gIamtemptation < “Take your time honey”

The red head gave her a small smile, sitting back in the chair and flicking through one of Gaby’s many fashion magazines.

[𝖡𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝖾 𝖪𝖺𝗆𝗉 @CakeandLies]

[ @gIamtemptation ]

Life had seemed a little quite lately on Wisteria lane, which was odd for this particular suburban street. Though Bree noticed it more on this particular frosty morning.
It was about 9am, which was late for the red head to only just be getting >

[𝖡𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝖾 𝖪𝖺𝗆𝗉 @CakeandLies]

@gIamtemptation Bree shook her head at the offer of coffee, following Gaby inside and taking a seat on the couch. She knew already, she would be waiting quite a while - Gabrielle liked to take her sweet time when it came to getting ready. She wasn’t the beautiful one for no reason. >

[𝖡𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝖾 𝖪𝖺𝗆𝗉 @CakeandLies]

“Aren’t most of them Tom’s?”

The red head stifled a loud laugh, raising a brow at her

[𝖡𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝖾 𝖪𝖺𝗆𝗉 @CakeandLies]

“I know everyone hates my kids, I don’t like them much either”

[Edie Britt @wisteriawhore]

⠀
“Speak for yourself.” Offense. 𝘼𝙇𝙇 the offense.
⠀

[𝖡𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝖾 𝖪𝖺𝗆𝗉 @CakeandLies]

We all do,

No offence @CivilCynicism

[no, it's becky 🇪🇺 @Becky_Wuu]

I’ve started Desperate Housewives for the first time. I am really enjoying it but I loathe Lynette’s children 😂

[𝖡𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝖾 𝖪𝖺𝗆𝗉 @CakeandLies]

@gIamtemptation < have a hard life, to drink in secret, and to feel like you need to lie to your friends.

“Shopping /and/ the spar?”

She snapped away from her train of thought, eyes going back to Gaby -

“Today we will prove we don’t need men around to have a good time”

[𝖡𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝖾 𝖪𝖺𝗆𝗉 @CakeandLies]

@gIamtemptation Bree could tell by the way that Gaby raised her eyebrow - she knew, but she wasn’t going to push her to tell the truth. That, to Bree, was one of the reasons Gaby was her favourite of the three friends. Perhaps it was because the ex-fashion model knew what it was like, to >