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[ً @UBA365]

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[ً @UBA365]

╱ missing laura a tad bit but turns out jmargs is a nasty zi*nist loser so wth do i do with that. sorry laura love and miss you girl 🤘🏼 probably just gonna keep ‘em locked and floating forever 😮‍💨 rip

[melissa schemmenti’s glasses @gerrikellmansgf]

stepping back in for a second to tell you all to look at d3lan3y haII. if you don’t know EXACTLY what’s going on, you need to read. rn.

[ً @UBA365]

╱ happy one year anniversary ， can’t wait for laura to come back to me 😔🫶🏼

[ً @UBA365]

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christ ， today is gonna be a shit - show.
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[ً @UBA365]

╱ from one year ago today… chewing my arm 👇🏼

[Richard Siken bot @sikenpoems]

Someone has to leave first. This is a very old story. There is no other version of this story.

[ً @UBA365]

╱ c’est moi ┈┈┈┈ alt account. ♡

[ً @UBA365]

day ♯ 6 : this might get her canceled faster than @ImmaculateHusk in a dog - fur coat ， but she doesn’t like hot chocolate. too sweet. not enough alcohol. a sugar coma waiting to happen.

[ً @UBA365]

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per @ImmaculateHusk’s very delicate reminder : my life has never been particularly ‘ traditional ‘ ， ﹠. i’m sure page 6 would agree ， but .. i do make sufganiyot every year. out of alex’s reach. that counts ， right﹖
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[ً @UBA365]

day ♯ 5 : incredibly corny and not at all her style ， but it’s something of a childhood heirloom. come to think of it ， she hasn’t even dug out have her holiday decorations yet .. psh ， there’s still plenty of time .. .ᐟ

[ً @UBA365]

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per @ImmaculateHusk’s very delicate reminder : my life has never been particularly ‘ traditional ‘ ， ﹠. i’m sure page 6 would agree ， but .. i do make sufganiyot every year. out of alex’s reach. that counts ， right﹖
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[ً @UBA365]

‘ allowing ’ ， ‘ little gay guy ’ ———– day 5 is .. teeming with questions.

[Alex Levy @ImmaculateHusk]

Day 5: Since @UBA365 is being so generous and allowing me to crash her ranch this Christmas, and my last ornament didn’t go over so well, I decided to show my support for her lifestyle now that it’a more accepted. Let me just find a place for this little, gay guy on the tree.

[ً @UBA365]

did you just invite yourself to quarantine at my ranch ﹖ that’s bold ， even for you ， alex.

[Alex Levy @ImmaculateHusk]

You know, that wouldn't make a bad podcast title. And that would be super lockdown conducive. We could do it at the ranch. It's been in Architectural Digest so, I imagine my complaints would be minimal.

[ً @UBA365]

@ImmaculateHusk ———maybe i made a mistake offering this royalty - free .. but Laura ﹠. Levy ， that’s catchy.

[ً @UBA365]

day ♯ 4 : some fucking peace. that’s what’s on my wish list. ﹠. @ImmaculateHusk new haircare line. obviously.

[ً @UBA365]

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per @ImmaculateHusk’s very delicate reminder : my life has never been particularly ‘ traditional ‘ ， ﹠. i’m sure page 6 would agree ， but .. i do make sufganiyot every year. out of alex’s reach. that counts ， right﹖
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[ً @UBA365]

you REALLY know how to make a girl feel good ， alex .ᐟ

[Alex Levy @ImmaculateHusk]

Day 4: Well, I may be partial but I think everyone should have my new haircare line on their wishlist this year. Especially my good friend, @UBA365. She’s looking a little dry and lifeless these days.

[ً @UBA365]

oh ， so you’re operating on true lumberjack logic﹖ big strong muscles chop wood and the female race goes ‘ awooga ’ ﹖

[Alex Levy @ImmaculateHusk]

Yes, because being baited into a wood chopping competition is an intellectual reaction.

[ً @UBA365]

you just think you’re so 𝗰͟𝗹͟𝗲͟𝘃͟𝗲͟𝗿͟ .ᐟ it’s so .. banal.

[Alex Levy @ImmaculateHusk]

So butch.

[ً @UBA365]

ah———— ‘ SO ’ much older ?! if you’re trying to bait me into a wood chopping competition ， you’re on.

[Alex Levy @ImmaculateHusk]

Well, you are SO much older than me. It’d just break my heart if you threw your back out trying to stay warm.

[ً @UBA365]

‘ her highness ’ has a pretty nice ring to it .ᐟ your labor is appreciated ， miss lumberjack.

[Alex Levy @ImmaculateHusk]

The things I'm fuckin' doin' to make this friendship with @UBA365 work. That's right, kids. Alex 'Lumberjack' Levy, out here in the snow, chopping wood for her highness so I can stay in her good graces.

[ً @UBA365]

day ♯ 3 : the snow in montana is * almost as ruthless as bradley’s temper ..

but it’s also the perfect excuse to sit in front of the fire all day doing absolutely shit - all. i’ll leave the wood - chopping to @ImmaculateHusk.

[ً @UBA365]

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per @ImmaculateHusk’s very delicate reminder : my life has never been particularly ‘ traditional ‘ ， ﹠. i’m sure page 6 would agree ， but .. i do make sufganiyot every year. out of alex’s reach. that counts ， right﹖
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[Richard Siken bot @sikenpoems]

Let’s say you’ve swallowed a bad thing and now it’s got its hands inside you. This is the essence of love and failure.