𝐼𝑙𝑦𝑎 𝑅𝑜𝑧𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑣

captain boston raiders. number 1 of all time. russian by birth and amazing by choice. || heated rivalry rp | bisexual king ||

[𝐼𝑙𝑦𝑎 𝑅𝑜𝑧𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑣 @CalamitousMess]

𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐍𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨.

— 𝐼𝑙𝑦𝑎 𝑅𝑜𝑧𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑣

[𝐼𝑙𝑦𝑎 𝑅𝑜𝑧𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑣 @CalamitousMess]

@voluptuouspixie

[𝐼𝑙𝑦𝑎 𝑅𝑜𝑧𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑣 @CalamitousMess]

dead. gone. forever here lies ilya rozanov. death by twunk.

[𝐼𝑙𝑦𝑎 𝑅𝑜𝑧𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑣 @CalamitousMess]

price…..?

[𝐼𝑙𝑦𝑎 𝑅𝑜𝑧𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑣 @CalamitousMess]

always.

[Shane. @hockeybcy]

does he want to taste test?

[𝐼𝑙𝑦𝑎 𝑅𝑜𝑧𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑣 @CalamitousMess]

delectable i call you

[HOLLANDER. @montrealsplayer]

fashionista they call me.

[𝐼𝑙𝑦𝑎 𝑅𝑜𝑧𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑣 @CalamitousMess]

i have great taste.

[HOLLANDER. @montrealsplayer]

flawless.

[𝐼𝑙𝑦𝑎 𝑅𝑜𝑧𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑣 @CalamitousMess]

mouthwatering.

[Shane. @hockeybcy]

he’s made banana bread—

the house smells fuckin’ divine.

[𝐼𝑙𝑦𝑎 𝑅𝑜𝑧𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑣 @CalamitousMess]

it’s on sight. look at that. fuckin… loser ass boyfriend with hot abs and pretty face.

[𝐼𝑙𝑦𝑎 𝑅𝑜𝑧𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑣 @CalamitousMess]

that stylist needs a raise

[𝐼𝑙𝑦𝑎 𝑅𝑜𝑧𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑣 @CalamitousMess]

all that’s missing is you

[𝐼𝑙𝑦𝑎 𝑅𝑜𝑧𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑣 @CalamitousMess]

when he’s asked

[𝐼𝑙𝑦𝑎 𝑅𝑜𝑧𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑣 @CalamitousMess]

he’s everything.

[𝐼𝑙𝑦𝑎 𝑅𝑜𝑧𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑣 @CalamitousMess]

little russian slut

[𝐼𝑙𝑦𝑎 𝑅𝑜𝑧𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑣 @CalamitousMess]

princess treatment for his princess

[𝐼𝑙𝑦𝑎 𝑅𝑜𝑧𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑣 @CalamitousMess]

okay who found my dead dad’s phone?!

[𝐼𝑙𝑦𝑎 𝑅𝑜𝑧𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑣 @CalamitousMess]

EX-FUCKING-SCUSE ME

[𝐼𝑙𝑦𝑎 𝑅𝑜𝑧𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑣 @CalamitousMess]

mwah

[𝐼𝑙𝑦𝑎 𝑅𝑜𝑧𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑣 @CalamitousMess]

you were very distracting with your beautiful freckles and your awkward handshakes

[𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 @hole4peg]

i wanted you since the first time we met outside the stadium, by the way.

even if you were smoking.

[𝐼𝑙𝑦𝑎 𝑅𝑜𝑧𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑣 @CalamitousMess]

i locked it down tight

[𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 @hole4peg]

and it worked.