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[Kipsambu Tigentiony @KipsambuT]

Still on story ya night runners Kuna siku nmetoka disco matanga saa nane usiku in Kapsumbai village halafu on my way home Huwa Kuna mzee alihama kutoka Bomet ako almost 87 years of age and is a staunch SDA believer.The old man called Kipchomber planted pineapples...

[Kipsambu Tigentiony @KipsambuT]

As usual Fridays Huwa ni ya kuizungusha kiuno and that reminds me of last year on a Good Friday ilikuwa siku ya kukumbuka kusulubiwa kwake maulana pale Calvary and I made a firm decision of crucifying my hard earned cash kununua mtindi na sehemu telezi pale Club Paris Mirema...

[Kipsambu Tigentiony @KipsambuT]

Kuna Dem anaitwa Nafula nilipata yeye Kawangware nikiuza ile tumbaku ya mapua ya Maasai 2017 akanipenda,vile Dec ikifika tukateremka Aldai akaribishwa ilivyo tamaduni akaletewa chai Kwa flask akagonga flask mzima in 2 minutes akaacha kikombe na flask zikitoa Moshi tu.

[Kipsambu Tigentiony @KipsambuT]

Life in Nairobi is going out of hand buana.Yaani siku hizi Kuna baze ya keg CBD.Client anakuja Kwa ofisi ukimsumbua anatoka nje unadhani amesare halafu anarudi 2mins later ameshapiga vikombe ya mtindi aina ya keg ya black anakuuliza kama kazi ni ya mama yako...

[Itscaleb. @Caleb42517534]

Uzuri kesho ni friday.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Bwana I've just watched that video from Kiambu again. Yaani huyo ni Tugege wamepigwa lecture hivo na Gachagua na wanatingisa kichwa kama Dr Dre bila kujibu? Ati hawa ndio watoto wa Mau Mau tuliambiwa ni warriors ati waheshimu Mfalme? Kiawa.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

— when you build a home,

Don't build ugly concrete homes that look like Dubai hotels.

Build a simple livable home with indigenous trees, shrubs & grass.

A man's home should attract birds, insects, lizards, snakes etc. — this is a sign of life.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Kipsambu Tigentiony @KipsambuT]

Ukiwa maskini ndevu humea in an irregular manner,unapata ziko ndani ya maskio ndio usiskie lorry Kwa barabara ikukunyage uende Kwa baba na ingine Kwa mapua ndio ishike kamasi ikufunge ushindwe kupumua uende sayuni Bado.Yote ni sababu ya Ruto

[Itscaleb. @Caleb42517534]

@KipngetichManu3 Jomba😂

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Nairobi Landlords Demand Rent in Dollars as Shilling Weakens

https://t.co/AqsAZJURAS

[Itscaleb. @Caleb42517534]

@Osama_otero Kwanza yule wa Citizen Friday after news za 7pm

[Itscaleb. @Caleb42517534]

@castrofy26 @polo_kimanii

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

That “Toney has a Premier League goal before Hojlund” banter could have hit like crack, God punish Tottenham and Villa 😭😭

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

On average, the Supreme Court of Kenya (judges, researchers, security, drivers, beauticians...etc) goes for retreats to Watamu, Vipingo and other pricy coastal resorts 10 to 14 times and spends well over Kshs. 150 million in such endeavours...I suggest to Hon CJ @CJMarthaKoome that she invites @johnKamau1 for their next retreat to educate the court on the right of Kenyans to abuse and scandalise the court! @THE_SCOK

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

If she comes,

Take it easy.

Don't be excited.

- Kiss her

- Touch her

Look at her right in her eyes with confidence and with a deep, mellow whisper,

Tell her:

"I want to salasya you."

— and then proceed to do the Lord's work.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

As Spanish philosopher Stivo Simple Boy, once famously remarked, "inauma, but itabidi uzooee, ndio maanake."

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

The fear is gone, and the clouds are gathering.

[Eric @amerix]

Good morning,

It is MONDAY

Wake up!

4B's of a Good Morning,

+ Benediction 📚

+ Bed 🛏️

+ Body 🏋️‍♂️

+ Bath 🚿 COLD Shower

Man conquers the world by conquering himself.

ROD = Routine, Order and Discipline

#ManDay

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

The fear is gone, and the clouds are gathering.