My favorite thing Mormons do is follow a prophet who claimed all Christian churches are apostate and then complain that all these apostate Christian churches won't include them in the Christian club.
"When you went for your America visa, did you tell the visa officer that you were pregnant" 🤰 ?
"Babies born in the UK don't automatically qualify for British passport, but babies born in USA do automatically qualify for American Passport"
"The pregnant woman did not make it to USA. When she failed to turn up at the America Embassy, the visa was cancelled"
I don't know when this happened but this is wid.
[📹 Border Force Caught in Action]
Ppl need to stop watering down the terms rape and sexual assault on platforms where you can freely say it 😭😭 like its a Google doc why are you censoring it
Theologically speaking Christians are closer to Muslims then Mormons
Mormon’s aren’t even monotheists 💀much less Christian by any reasonable understanding
Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.
As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.
Go Knicks.
> “Oh, finally, another atheist in the family. You know, reading the Bible is what made me an atheist.”
> “Yeah? What was the last book of the Bible you read?”
> “Oh, boy.”
> “Well, I'm I'm sort of between books right now.”