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@throwedasfuk@Geografreakprod@LosPollosTV This is not protesting. This is domestic terrorism. Tim Walz and Jacob Frey are getting people killed by telling them they aren’t law enforcement
🧵🚨 MINNEAPOLIS SIGNAL INFILTRATED
I have infiltrated organizational signal groups all around Minneapolis with the sole intention of tracking down federal agents and impeding/assaulting/and obstructing them.
BUCKLE UP ALL WILL BE REVEALED
Each area of the city has a signal or several signals. Let’s start with a screen recording of all members of the south side group to start.
You keep comparing Trump to Hitler, ICE to the Gestapo, America to 1930s Germany.
Fine. Let’s play your game.
Let’s see what actually happens if the mask slips and your nightmare becomes real.
Imagine the switch flips overnight.
Trump doesn’t tweet anymore. He speaks once, calmly, on every screen at once. No more campaigns, no more debates, no more appeals to voters. Just orders.
Congress is dissolved “for the duration of the emergency.”
The courts are “reorganized.”
The media outlets that spent years calling him Hitler are shuttered in a single dawn raid...transmitters smashed, editors vanished.
The ones that remain read only what the new Ministry of Truth provides.
ICE...no longer a bureaucracy in windbreakers...steps out in crisp black uniforms with silver death’s heads on the collars.
The transformation is deliberate, theatrical, unmistakable. They don’t hide the symbolism; they revel in it.
The message is simple: resistance is obsolete.
And you?
You’re first.
Not because you’re the biggest threat...you’re not. You’re soft, disorganized, addicted to validation and dopamine hits from likes and retweets.
You’re first because you’re loud, visible, and already self-identified. The regime needs examples early, while the memory of freedom is still fresh.
Terror works best when people can still remember what they lost.
They come for you at 4 a.m.
No warrants, no livestreams, no body cams.
Black vans, no plates.
Doors kicked in.
You’re dragged out in whatever you slept in, zip-tied, hooded. Your phones are confiscated and bricked on the spot. Your social media accounts are wiped.
The algorithm no longer knows you exist.
The holding facilities aren’t the border detention centers you loved to scream about. Those were holiday camps compared to what’s built now.
These are repurposed warehouses in the middle of nowhere, ringed with razor wire and watchtowers. No NGOs, no lawyers, no press tours.
You’re stripped, hosed down with ice water, issued a gray jumpsuit with a number. Your name is never spoken again.
Interrogation is methodical. They already have everything...your posts, your group chats, your donor lists, your face from a thousand cameras. They just want you to admit what you are.
Most of you break fast. You were never trained for this; you thought courage was a hashtag. You denounce your friends for a crust of bread and a blanket.
The ones who don’t break… disappear deeper. No trials, no headlines. Just silence.
The lucky ones get shipped to the new labor camps springing up in the desert.
Guards who’ve been told you’re traitors, terrorists, enemies of the people.
A beating for looking up. A bullet for trying to run.
The unlucky ones are made examples on live broadcasts. Not many...just enough.
A show trial that lasts twenty minutes.
Then the public execution, streamed in high definition so everyone understands the new rules.
Within six months the resistance is a ghost story whispered by people who no longer dare say your names.
And the streets?
Quiet.
Just order. And fear.
That, you stupid, comfortable, historically illiterate fucks, is what actual authoritarianism looks like.
Not mean tweets.
Not “fascist” rhetoric that hurts your feelings.
Not even mass deportations of illegal immigrants...which, by the way, most of the country supports.
You take for granted the right to call the president a tyrant to his face, to burn the flag, to riot without being shot in the street...and you think that proves the tyranny is already here.
You have no idea how good you have it.
You have no idea how fast it can all vanish.
So keep rioting, keep smashing, keep comparing your democratic disappointments to the fucking Shoah.
Just understand this: the real thing, when it comes, will not announce itself with a Trump tweet.
It will arrive in the dark.
With vans.
And lists.
And by then, no one will be left to hear you scream.
💀🔪
ICE ARRESTS ALIEN WHO KILLED A TEEN GIRL AFTER CHARLOTTE MAYOR VI LYLES LET HIM WALK FREE
ICE arrested Julio Cesar Xocop-Vicente, the criminal illegal alien from Guatemala who killed Amber Paris — a 15-year-old girl and American citizen — after running a stop sign while speeding and striking her with his vehicle.
After he struck her, he fled on foot, not even bothering to stay with the child who was fighting a losing battle for her life.
ICE picked him up in the community during a targeted operation because Charlotte, NC, officials let him out on bond thanks to its sanctuary policies.