Caleb Kucera

Graphic designer from Des Moines, IA currently in Austin, TX.

[Caleb Kucera @CalebKucera]

Was this a joke or was I just tweeting stuff I heard?

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*airport PA*
"Paging passengers... Brown and ... Ennis. Brown, Ennis. Please report to your gate for boarding."

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@AndyHVandenBerg @larkinep216 @87central might be a good fit. They do the highest-quality, white-label printing and fulfillment out of their independent Iowa shop. They’ve been partner to multiple home-grown apparel brands in the Midwest and are a small operation so you’d get dedicated, personal service & QC.

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Wonderful evening

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@pettipoole All the time. It’s even worse when you realize you’re repeating someone else.

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@AnnaKoochairuh He’s trying his best?

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How am I doing @AnnaKoochairuh ?

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@SKECHERSUSA @Oreo

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@BillSimmons NBA Reddit is arguing about whether or not Kawhi is too 20 all time already or not yet. Can you give us a sneak peek at your updated list? https://t.co/862isFkBg1

[masters degree barista larry @AnnaKoochairuh]

hey guys, got some news, I have recently decided to become hot. I am not physically changing but please note my decision to become hot and treat me accordingly thank you for understanding

[Caleb Kucera @CalebKucera]

Congrats to Gary Oldman for winning the Oscar for Best Male Impression in a Lead Role. DDL’s (or any other nominated actor’s) complex and perfect and completely original character didn’t stand a chance.

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@jdgreen @sixfootdad @ALDTD @gminks @KongYang @davidmdavis Haven’t seen this yet, but it seems like something three year old me and current me would be into: https://t.co/6EootgsEx2

[Caleb Kucera @CalebKucera]

@WStover Oh whaaaa?!

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@AnnaKoochairuh ouch

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@spoonfreude @endofanear wish I saw this before I bought mine

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

“Sorry I’m late, I’m an adult man who still can’t time out when to get in the shower and believes that every place is 15 minutes away.”

[masters degree barista larry @AnnaKoochairuh]

it's called using the wrong homophone, maybe you've herd of it

[Caleb Kucera @CalebKucera]

His older brother orders a second tall pint of cold, higher fat content milk.

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Kid at Mexican restaurant just got braces. Eats forkful of coagulated queso. Grimaces from the pain.

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Really excited for the @Lakers at @Sixers and #JeffVanGundy's incessant complaining on @ESPNNBA tonight!