Caleb🤠

Miserable Cowboys, Brewers, Badgers fan. Girl dad.

[Micheal “Big Cheese” Bals Jr. @MichealBalsjr]

Mat Lafleur is a nigger

[BlazersMike (go fire) @MikeBlazers]

This is like being a bully and losing a fight in front of the entire school so next week you decide to molest the retarded kid as revenge.

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

The FIRST 4-Peat in NL Central History 🏆🏆🏆🏆

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

NFL SUNDAY.

GOOD MORNING AMERICA.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

AOC at 9/11 memorial vs ICE facility

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Mandami and AOC sharing a good laugh while the names of 9/11 victims are read is quite the visual

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS??

[Caleb🤠 @CalebSturm69]

@jonmachota Fuckin love that guy

[Eric Estepp @EricEstepp17]

Jimmie Johnson's scheme for next year's Daytona 500... his final Cup start

[$MrRezL @Rez_Lizard]

An energy drink is $2.50 a day.

That’s $17.50 a week, $75 a month, and $900 a year.

If you quit drinking them for 10 years, you’ll save $9,000.

That’s still not enough for your dream car.

So just enjoy the energy drink.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[Caleb🤠 @CalebSturm69]

@Mike_kim714 @Titleist 27

[Caleb🤠 @CalebSturm69]

@Mike_kim714 377

[Dustin Grage @GrageDustin]

This is Anthony Fauci’s legacy.

Never forget.

[faemoose @Faemoose]

16 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Happy Father’s Day to all of the dads who go the extra mile.