Caleb Wacker

My opinions are never wrong, nor are they right.

[Caleb Wacker @CalebWacker]

If you’re cold at work you’re not working hard enough.

[♡ @eaturdarlings]

Or u can manage your fucking glucose and stop feeling so hot u sweaty bastard.

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

MOOD FOREVER:

[Caleb Wacker @CalebWacker]

Long John Silvers the only place I’ve ever been that doesn’t take Amex

[Ms. Way @SKINNY314]

Nobody takes Amex cards. That shit is so annoying. Cheap ass companies.

[Caleb Wacker @CalebWacker]

Nothing about the design is the same

[Chuy ⭐️🐎 @YoungChuy23]

Can I copy your homework?

“Yeah, just change it a little so it's not obvious.”

2k:

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Some of the funniest moments on the show to me are when Jamie is like yeah I’m looking up magic powers and spells and it’s saying they’re not real. And Rogan goes yeah it’s because you’re using google go to perplexity. Go to a different browser that says spells are real.

[Caleb Wacker @CalebWacker]

Tyreek

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Antonio Brown was RIDICULOUS #PMSLive

[Jake Issenberg @jakeissenberg]

Yes but after taxes this is actually $4

[Caleb Wacker @CalebWacker]

Possibly the most dominant 30 minutes of football ever.

[pop @PistachiosGoat]

Never forget when a Mahomes offense scored 51 in 31 game minutes to come back 24-0 in a divisional game

[Caleb Wacker @CalebWacker]

Red caps

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

All in their prime ...

Pick the 2 best players here

[MLB Pipeline @MLBPipeline]

MLB's No. 9 RHP prospect Kendry Chourio (@Royals) retires the first 13 batters he faces in a stingy outing for the High-A @QCRiverBandits:
5 IP
0 H 👀
0 R
2 BB
10 K (T-career high)
18 swings-and-misses

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

We got Messi at home 😂

[Caleb Wacker @CalebWacker]

Are you stupid or are you dumb?

[Katie Miller @KatieMiller]

4,300 people ate at Taco Bell just in Michigan?

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

The only thing I don't like about the term "trickle-down stupidity" is that I didn't think of it first

[Lance Brozdowski @LanceBroz]

@UnderdogMLB @TheAthletic Batter: “Claude, how do I hit Jacob Misiorowski? Make no mistakes.”

Claude: “Just choke up and go the other way with it.”

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

diarrhea would have to be coming out of my eyes for me to switch up on the bell i’m so sorry

[Caleb Wacker @CalebWacker]

They call him Blaze because he’s a fiery little bitch

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Benches and bullpens emptied between the Orioles and Royals after Blaze Alexander was plunked by Lucas Erceg

[Caleb Wacker @CalebWacker]

NFL Street 2 and there’s not a close second

[Shelfy @RealShelfy]

What would you grab from this pile?

[Kari @KariDaniels]

Part of what made this era so great was as long as you stayed in the lobby, you played the same people over & over - this banter would set the stage for grudge matches lol

[Jack Johnson @JohnyJ_15]

In a span of 12 days, Tyler Tolbert has:

- Pitched in back-to-back games
- Had back-to-back 5-hit performances
- Tied the MLB record with 12 consecutive hits