Caleb Mills

Just a depressed chipotle worker

[Caleb Mills @Caleb_DavMills]

Cocoa pebbles have the potential to be so good if they didn't get soggy as quickly as they do

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@padenspencer Also he didn't rap it to the class. Just me. I was like dude I would actually prefer to learn about the Pythagorean theorem at this point

[Caleb Mills @Caleb_DavMills]

@padenspencer He was Ight

[Caleb Mills @Caleb_DavMills]

hate when you reveal to somebody you haven't seen a movie or show they grew up with and they're like YOU DIDNT HAVE A CHILDHOOD, chill dude Aladdin didn't raise you

[Caleb Mills @Caleb_DavMills]

@padenspencer Imagine seeing Danny DaVito in your yard stealing your trump sign and putting it in his trunk

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@padenspencer Liar

[Caleb Mills @Caleb_DavMills]

@padenspencer Incredible

[Caleb Mills @Caleb_DavMills]

Is it better to lie to a loved one to spare their feelings or tell the truth

[Caleb Mills @Caleb_DavMills]

@kurlykryss Nah lmao people like you just normalize abuse because your parents hit you, told you it was for discipline, when in actually they just want to hit you because you made them mad in some way

[Caleb Mills @Caleb_DavMills]

Statistically I have a 50 percent chance of plugging a USB cord in on the right side, but every time I try to plug in a USB, I get it wrong the first time

[Caleb Mills @Caleb_DavMills]

@meganb_20 No dude I said she agreed

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Corn tortillas are gross if you like corn tortillas unfollow me

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New fiesta Mexicana uniform??

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@D_Mr_Nice_Guy @MoniqueEly He's so desperate for attention that he's really gonna go after the man he practically owes everything to. Em's gonna rip him apart like a string cheese

[Caleb Mills @Caleb_DavMills]

@meganb_20 Just say underwear

[Caleb Mills @Caleb_DavMills]

The smart thing isn't always the right thing

[Caleb Mills @Caleb_DavMills]

@meganb_20 who gives a crap wtf

[Caleb Mills @Caleb_DavMills]

@ElijahHalterman bad answer