Im Caleb

It’s the age ol’ story of, he was a “sk8er boi, and as you know she said see ya later boi

[Im Caleb @Caleb_Mitchell7]

When you have to decide between drinking a La Croix or dying from dehydration

[Im Caleb @Caleb_Mitchell7]

@uofmcoverage 5-2 MSU tonight, post that

[Im Caleb @Caleb_Mitchell7]

@BarstoolUofM “Make them pay”

[Justin Spiro @DarkoStateNews]

I’m not sure Jase Richardson is aware how dependent my mental health is on him.

I mean, I’ll have his back no matter what.

But my happiness is in his hands.

[Im Caleb @Caleb_Mitchell7]

@swankywolverine Woulda enjoyed it better if it wasn’t your sloppy seconds

[Im Caleb @Caleb_Mitchell7]

@Julwillz @real_floopy Speaking of pathetic teams, have you checked our fantasy score yet???

[Im Caleb @Caleb_Mitchell7]

@BoeyJetruska The app designed to be deleted🤪

[Im Caleb @Caleb_Mitchell7]

@marissahadaway Great tweet Marissa!

[Im Caleb @Caleb_Mitchell7]

@chibende13 Had me on YouTube for the first 3 songs on the album

[Im Caleb @Caleb_Mitchell7]

@TheMiddle_Kid Corn

[Im Caleb @Caleb_Mitchell7]

The lyrics to “ride” by somo are taking up the space where derivative rules should be in my brain and there’s absolutely nothing I can do about it

[Im Caleb @Caleb_Mitchell7]

@chibende13 Only people running in your lobby are the ladies flocking towards your coordinates

[Im Caleb @Caleb_Mitchell7]

I need the bag to follow me like the grandmother from Halloween Town😩👏

[Im Caleb @Caleb_Mitchell7]

@sh4diia Because it’s happy hour at Taco Bell, the world is at peace knowing freezes are only a dollar

[Im Caleb @Caleb_Mitchell7]

I’ll never forgive my parents for not having me in the 80’s and blowing my shot with Topanga from boy meets world 😤

[Im Caleb @Caleb_Mitchell7]

@BoeyJetruska @hukaslultberg Reading both of these has made me physically violent, whatever happens is on both of your hands

[Im Caleb @Caleb_Mitchell7]

@chibende13

[Im Caleb @Caleb_Mitchell7]

@BoeyJetruska Yeah I also met a four, his name was Boey Jetruska

[Im Caleb @Caleb_Mitchell7]

Ay Miley, how bad is your music taste that even the butterfly’s fly away when your song comes on???

[Im Caleb @Caleb_Mitchell7]

@lindeboomanna 👏LEAVE👏HIM👏SIS👏