young Joe

i wanna grow up to be a vice president one day 🥺✨

[young Joe @Calebp5197]

@RepNancyMace I hope a coconut falls on your noggin hard

[young Joe @Calebp5197]

@cirocobama69 you running from the gay thoughts in them cut off overralls

[young Joe @Calebp5197]

sex with Hagrid must smell so crazy

[young Joe @Calebp5197]

honestly idgaf about the east wing of the white house getting torn down, and people calling it a “desecration of history”.
the white house was literally built by slaves

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Retweet the Money Marge for wealth and good fortune

[mediocre homo @mediocrehomo]

i’m sorry it’s a masterpiece

[young Joe @Calebp5197]

this dog woulda been on Ellen in 2011

[(sab) 睿燄 • Their Totality @sasponella]

….. why is it good….

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

He must be so good at being a shark by now

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

Taylor Swift after she gets to 1830 and realizes she has to wait nearly a century for air travel to become commercially available again

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Just stick the q-tip in your ear. God has abandoned us.

[R @Real_LindaLing]

BREAKING: Buckingham Palace shares long awaited video message of Kate Middleton confirming she is alive

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

just realized that my hat probably thinks of me as it’s pants

[trash jones @jzux]

hey the shut the fuck up factory called. it’s time to clock in

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

So, let me get this straight: yesterday the Supreme Court ruled colleges CAN’T discriminate on the basis of race but today they ruled that a web designer CAN discriminate against the LGBTQ+ community? Sorry, but this Court is so freaking messed up.

[Kendall Pennington @Kenny___Rose]

u come to me on the day of my stepsons blink182 concert

[alex @alex_abads]

plotting revenge on canada

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Electric shock therapy couldn’t make gay ppl straight but they rly think having a rainbow poster that says “be you” at an elementary school is going to turn children gay

[zach ✩ @bunniehoes]

KFJGKGL???!?#!#!!(/)4£5&