Caleb Shmaleb

Hey, I’m Deena.

[a @a8065287968522]

ill block a bitch on fragrantica

[Caleb Shmaleb @CalebtheLiar]

They gonna kiss?

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

George Lucas was awarded the Legion of Honor at the Élysée Palace in Paris by President Emmanuel Macron today.

[Caleb Shmaleb @CalebtheLiar]

@BussyKeaton Good luck and Godspeed to you. Especially with sitting through another Zendaya performance.

[Caleb Shmaleb @CalebtheLiar]

A Senator’s anus—a disgusting Senator’s anus— FULL OF MOLES! And me.🐞

[Caleb Shmaleb @CalebtheLiar]

Monica Lewinsky is a disappointment to me. Goodnight yall! Let’s rest up and slay the rest of this work week! 🥰😴✏️

[Caleb Shmaleb @CalebtheLiar]

I’m drinking Coca Cola in my apartment right now and want to cut all your fucking heads off! ❤️

[Caleb Shmaleb @CalebtheLiar]

I’m off the meds bitch and I’m feeling more powerful than ever. I might as well face it, I’m addicted to love!! Owwww!

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Caleb Shmaleb @CalebtheLiar]

Were you aware that you abandoned me and love don’t live here anymore?

[Caleb Shmaleb @CalebtheLiar]

@cointelprostate Ok. Thank you dear.

[Caleb Shmaleb @CalebtheLiar]

If anybody has experience with FOIA request or just general legal assistant experience reach out to me ASAP!

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Gay rumors don't fall out the sky you was somewhere doing some

[Caleb Shmaleb @CalebtheLiar]

Boat ridden boomer yelling at me about Lindsey Graham today. Girl…

[Caleb Shmaleb @CalebtheLiar]

@MeetThePress @kwelkernbc @RepRoKhanna @LindseyGrahamSC @SenAdamSchiff Welp

[Caleb Shmaleb @CalebtheLiar]

@briantburns_ So happy for you!🪩

[Caleb Shmaleb @CalebtheLiar]

Good news!

[CM @conormurrayTM]

call it TRANCE
call it HOUSE
call it LOVE WITHOUT WORDS

[xian qing @klarnic_debt]

When the labor history monograph has gears and wrenches and shit on the cover